Your entire nation fucks sheep and the only important thing to ever happen there was three movies made for nerds. Literally. It was like 18% of your GDP the two years they were filming. No one on earth knows the difference between Aussies and Kiwis, and it wouldn’t matter if we did, because no one would care, same as your national flag, which no one can distinguish from Australia’s. I mean being a backwards country is one thing, but being the bitch of another backwards country is really bottom of the barrel. The only places with more earthquakes than here is New Zealand and Japan, only Japan and California are actually relevant in the world economy, so once the 9.0 reduces Kiwisheepfuckistan to rubble no one will miss a beat. I understand when Australia was a penal colony, the felons made sure the pedos were sent to New Zealand. Literally irrelevant and effectively pointless in every way globally. Should still be a colony only even the British didn’t think it was worth the time or energy to keep going there to subdue sheep. I looked up “most famous person from New Zealand” on Google and there was a picture of some pituitary-gland case dressed in all black holding an oversized American football. And he was fucking a sheep. Actually, it’s Edmund Hillary, and there was picture of HIM fucking a sheep. A guy who’d be frozen in a cave in Nepal at 24,000 feet without his Sherpa. Well done, New Zealand. Anyhow, thank god you never leave nor let anyone in — mixing with humans after 20 generations spent sheep-fucking could definitely lead to some complicated genetic mutations.
Oh, and :).
As I said — if it happens to you, you’ll be singing a different tune.
