Vasectomy

Had mine done at Tameside 30 years ago by a surgeon called Cooper Wilson he had a lisp and when he talked about thperm and theaman me and the wife were crying laughing op went well though.
 
Had mine done in the Northern hospital on cheetham hill rd about 35 years ago, a nurse on the ward must have asked me did I need shaving in my pubic area, had the op done, worse part after was taking a sample a few weeks later, trying to have a wank when you don’t want no matter what you are thinking of.
 
Had mine years ago.

Didn't put enough local anaesthetic in my ball sack so it smarted somewhat at one point,they numbed it up again so was all good eventually.

Went home a couple of hours after the procedure,apart from minor discomfort
and my nut sack feeling like it was on a bungee cord it was ok.

Enjoy.
 
Had mine done 8 years ago. Was fairly straight forward.

Only horror part I can recall is the Dr trying to calm me by talking about football.

Dr: "So, what team do you support?"

Me: "Manchester City"

Dr: "Oh really? I'm a Man Utd fan"

Then proceeded to flick, what felt like an elastic band at my balls for a few seconds, before sending me on my way
 
Had mine in 1995.
Originally was going to stay awake but on the day what myself and opted to be knocked out.
In work the next day but was tough going climbing the one flight of stairs to the office.
3 days later my balls are the blackest, dark bluest and purpleist thing I’ve ever seen in my life. And throbbing.
Then I remembered the pills they gave me if the throbbing was too much. Took one and it knocked me out for 2 hours but woke up and no throbbing!
 
I had it done in - I think - 2016.

They start by making absolutely sure that you want it done, so the doc will ask you questions about your family life, whether or not you have kids, and why you are sure that you want the procedure.

I lay on the surgical table on my back and it starts with one injection in each bollock to anaesthetise them. That was the worst bit. Thankfully, my wife was by my side so I held her hand like the big wuss that I am. However, she is a biologist so she was watching it all happen with scientific curiosity as much as with concern for my trauma!

After that he just cracked on with it. As I'm sure all men are, I'm naturally very protective of my bollocks so I instinctively kept my hands in the area and I remember him saying, "Look, am I going to be able to do this?"

What I mainly remember from the procedure is the burning smell. It is quite a strange situation to be lying there being able to smell your own bollocks being burnt (cauterised) by a strange man while your wife holds your hand.

Afterwards, I did have some discomfort in one of my bollocks for a while. It may have been days or weeks; I can't remember. Some guys just get that; I think I was one of the unlucky ones.

I remember that you have to shoot your load a certain number of times to get out all of the remaining sperm. I made the mistake of telling my (female) colleagues this fact, so every day they were asking me how many wanks I'd had so far etc...
 
Had mine done in january, worst part was the first anesthetic injection, after that it was fine. Mine was done on a saturday, was in and out in 20 mins, i did have the monday booked off just incase, i would 100% advise to have an ice pack/ bag of frozen veg or some such, to hold over your boxers for afew hours after. But after the horror stories id heard, it was a walk in the park. Have to spunk 20 times over the next 2 months then take a sample to make sure ur fireing blanks. Oh and the surgeon made me look at the hole he left in my sack, which wasnt pretty either as has been said, they tend not to put a stitch in anymore.
 
My mate had it done and he said it doesn't stop you getting the wife pregnant but it does change the colour of the kids :)
 
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