Been keeping a low profile on this one but it's probably time to 'fess up.
My name is Threespires and I am married to a Villa fan.
In mitigation your honour I would say:
- In the run up to our wedding, when I phoned her from Maine Rd to say i was still in the bidding for one of the Hyde Rd turnstiles at around £600 mark i think, her only response was why am i not surprised.
- She came with me to collect/carry the signage I did end up buying that day and was only mildly annoyed at my plans for them (but did veto one of them getting a glass top and being turned into a coffee table).
- She doesn't bang on about the EC other than to say it seems like a lifetime ago.
- She has never tried to convince the kids to support anyone but City on the basis 'on what planet would that be fair'.
- She thinks Jack is much better off at City than Villa and saying otherwise is childish.
- When Bernardo scored the volley against Villa said 'that should be goal of the season but it won't be will it'.
- Acknowledges the extent of the 'Agenda' more than some on this board
- She only ever refers to Klopp as Bingo and Neville as Ratboy.
- She thinks the bitterness of a lot of Villa fans is a bit embarrassing and 'small time'.
- She doesn't sound anything like Amy Turtle (but some of her friends do :-)
- Generally she is the exception that proves the rule.
As for the rest of them, well....