MMA
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death row prisoners. increase your life span by a few days by having your last meal delivered from pizza hut.
heard a belter today. ( jinkies - thelma saying from scooby doo.) = to f**k oneself with a dildo carved from a frozen turd.bigduncan said:who'se got 'Rogers Profannysauraus'?
MMA said:Husbands. Cheer yourself up by watching your wedding video in reverse. youll love the bit where you give her the ring back walk back up the aisle get into a car and fuck off.
tueartsboots said:make cheap but effective baby rattles by gluing a lollipop stick to an empty matchbox, then filling it with 10 woodlice
Issue 68 Nov 1994
Safely dispose of old neon lighting tubes by inserting them carefully into a dead snake
is 73 aug/sept95
not going back further
bigduncan said:who'se got 'Rogers Profannysauraus'?
Got it?????? it's my bible!!bigduncan said:who'se got 'Rogers Profannysauraus'?