MMA
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death row prisoners. increase your life span by a few days by having your last meal delivered from pizza hut.
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MMA
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heard a belter today. ( jinkies - thelma saying from scooby doo.) = to f**k oneself with a dildo carved from a frozen turd.bigduncan said:who'se got 'Rogers Profannysauraus'?
Biggsy1
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MMA said:Husbands. Cheer yourself up by watching your wedding video in reverse. youll love the bit where you give her the ring back walk back up the aisle get into a car and fuck off.
Quality lol!
tueartsboots
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make cheap but effective baby rattles by gluing a lollipop stick to an empty matchbox, then filling it with 10 woodlice
Issue 68 Nov 1994
Safely dispose of old neon lighting tubes by inserting them carefully into a dead snake
is 73 aug/sept95
not going back further
Issue 68 Nov 1994
Safely dispose of old neon lighting tubes by inserting them carefully into a dead snake
is 73 aug/sept95
not going back further
MMA
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STAR LETTER. From the letters page. When i was a little girl we would always spend our holidays each year in Mablethorpe. We passed our days playing in the sun on the beach paddling in the sea and catching crabs on the pier. So when i opened my paper the other day and read an horrific story about a man who was anally raped and stabbed by a gang of norwegian bikers and left for dead in a public toilet on Mablethorpe seafront it brought all those lovely childhood memories flooding back. EDNA HUCKNALL , NOTTINGHAM.
bigduncan
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tueartsboots said:make cheap but effective baby rattles by gluing a lollipop stick to an empty matchbox, then filling it with 10 woodlice
Issue 68 Nov 1994
Safely dispose of old neon lighting tubes by inserting them carefully into a dead snake
is 73 aug/sept95
not going back further
I'm getting mine between issues 58 to 63 - classics
blue dallas
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bigduncan said:who'se got 'Rogers Profannysauraus'?
me , quality read
blue dallas
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if someone is choking on an ice cube, boil a kettle and pour the scolding water down the victims throat!
charliebigspuds
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Got it?????? it's my bible!!bigduncan said:who'se got 'Rogers Profannysauraus'?
tueartsboots
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issue 34 !
turn your greenhouse into a garden shed by boarding up the windows with wooden planks
turn your greenhouse into a garden shed by boarding up the windows with wooden planks