I always find it helpful to unfasten the zip at the front of my trousers before urinating. No28 Feb/Mar 1988
As adverts on TV tell us not to turn on lights if you smell gas, I find it useful to always have a candle ready for use in such emergencies. No30 June/July 1988
Can't afford contact lenses? Simply cut out small circles of cling film and press them into your eyes. No32 Oct/Nov 1988
Make your neighbours think you've had a house fire by blackening your windows with shoe polish and throwing your matresses out into the garden. No40
Next time you have a party make all your guests swallow a small plastic disc with a number on it, making sure to keep a record. If anyone vomits, you'll know who it was. No41
Make bathtime as much fun for kiddies as a visit to the seaside by pouring a bucket of sand, a bag of salt and a dog turd into the bath. No56
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I'll probably spend a couple of hours this weekend chuckling through random back issues. I've still got three or four years of old copies from the late 1980's