VIZ Top Tips

[Gelsons Dad]

Save money on expensive binoculars by simply standing closer to the object you wish to view.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

The best videos of all time: -

Oot on the tap part 1
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcnN8-sJ8Hk" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcnN8-sJ8Hk</a>

Oot on the tap part 2
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kt7g9D24f9I" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kt7g9D24f9I</a>

Oot on the tap part 3
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kt7g9D24f9I" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kt7g9D24f9I</a>

Eurosidney part 1
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=876U0acg9kE" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=876U0acg9kE</a>

Eurosidney part 2
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsApJZa1a84" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsApJZa1a84</a>

Sid's Blind Date part 1
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc66ULeW_7U&feature=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc66ULeW ... re=related</a>

Sid's Blind Date part 2
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfXgREnHLxo&feature=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfXgREnH ... re=related</a>

legendary stuff here mate...... the viz was the best ever. way ahead of its time..... still amazing humour to this day. PURE GENIUS!!!!!

 

[Robbiejd]

There was one where you put a stamp on a matchbox so it looks like your hamster is watching the queens speech.

And when in a busy car park just let all your tyres down , when returning From the shop just look for the lowest car .

 

[mammutly]

Minor skin grafts can be performed on pigs by covering any cuts and grazes with thin strips of bacon

 

[Robbiejd]

Minor skin grafts can be performed on pigs by covering any cuts and grazes with thin strips of bacon

Lol

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

CONVINCE bar staff that your pint is off by sticking your finger up your arse before holding the glass close to their nose.

 

[Limmer]

Swear words of the stars.
No. 42. Sean Connery.

Pish.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

CONVINCE bar staff that your pint is off by sticking your finger up your arse before holding the glass close to their nose.

nearly dropped the laptop there mate PMSL

 

[Knoxy38]

'Wizard's Sleeve-a particularly capacious fanny'

for some reason i've always remembered this from Roger's P

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

SINGLE MEN. Get a glimpse of married life by taping Woman's Hour on Radio 4, then playing it back at a higher volume than the TV whilst trying to watch something on Discovery Wings.