VIZ Top Tips

[kippaxwarrior]

Not a tip but i always remember Viz reviewing Showgirls

It had this picture

All the review said was "FANNYTASTIC!!!"

Brilliant

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

TAX PAYERS. Beat the taxman by only ever doing a job for three months, then resigning and signing on for the next three months. That way, you get back the tax you paid while you were working.

 

[rushts]

CONVINCE bar staff that your pint is off by sticking your finger up your arse before holding the glass close to their nose.

PMSFL

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

HAVE FUN in the supermarket next time you go alcohol shopping. Fill you trolley to bursting point with booze, then add one packet of nappies. When paying, pretend that you don't have enough money and put the nappies back. Watch the faces of the checkout personnel. Priceless.

 

[crizack]

judges, if you are due in court from a crime you have committed, avoid a prison sentence by simply judging your own case. Failing that, get your friend to.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

INTERNET porn fans. Avoid tedious interruptions to wipe the screen by first covering it with several layers of cling film which can be torn off like F1 drivers do with their visors.

 

[Lucky13]

Motorists , don't waste your money on expensive sat - navs , stick a dwarf with an A-Z on your dashboard.

 

[mammyjam]

a slice of bread makes an ideal memory foam matress for your pet hamster

 

[Gelsons Dad]

ENJOY indoor snorkling by filling a bath with water, then removing the plug quickly putting your mouth over it and breathing through the overflow.

 

[johnny on the spot]

POLICE. Save money on expensive sirens by putting a police dog on the roof of your patrol car and shutting the door on its tail before attending a 999 call.