bananamilksheikh
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Put tea bags in the hot water tank. Whenever you want a brew just turn on the tap!
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VIZ Top Tips
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Carlos_Spicy_Weiner
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Women. Save money on sex toys by filling an empty cigar tube with angry bees.
targo
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PRETEND you've just driven your car through the monkey enclosure at a safari park by simply getting it serviced at Kwik Fit.
gaudinho's stolen car
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EX BLUE Peter presenters. Start crying on telly when questioned about the death of your dog. People will never suspect that you used to give him a good hiding with his lead as I once saw you do in Halifax in 1978.
mcfc2112
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(As far as I know - this is one I thought up...though I could have read it...)
MOTORISTS: As most car accidents happen within 100 yards of home, to be safe make sure you park your car 100 yards away down the street.
MOTORISTS: As most car accidents happen within 100 yards of home, to be safe make sure you park your car 100 yards away down the street.
Gelsons Dad
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mcfc2112 said:(As far as I know - this is one I thought up...though I could have read it...)
MOTORISTS: As most car accidents happen within 100 yards of home, to be safe make sure you park your car 100 yards away down the street.
read it in about 1990.
mcfc2112
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Gelsons Dad said:mcfc2112 said:(As far as I know - this is one I thought up...though I could have read it...)
MOTORISTS: As most car accidents happen within 100 yards of home, to be safe make sure you park your car 100 yards away down the street.
read it in about 1990.
D'oh!
gaudinho's stolen car
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PUTTING your wife's perfume in the freezer for 2 hours, then drinking the separated alcohol makes explaining why you would do such a thing a whole lot easier.
Bill
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Anyone want go sell viz books or comics, love them but lost loads after house moves.
ali benarbia's studs
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if i find any around the mum s house.... i ll forward them on! i remember folk reading them and laughing all night.....they are genius...... streets ahead of the likes of family guy and the likes!de niro said:Anyone want go sell viz books or comics, love them but lost loads after house moves.