They watch too much crap like Tonight on ITV, and get these stupid ideas in their head that everyone is after them (only today I was told to eat my carrots to have my 5-a-day bollocks, which I refused anyway.)
But I just said shredding bank details is pointless as they'd just gain access to online statements anyway, with websites like Monster or Lloyds where your personal details are already on record. My dad being the prick he is goes "answer for everything," and then promptly starts screaming his head off about some nonsense I dont think even he knew what the point of it was.
My parents are just snobs, think there upper class and were now eating in the Kitchen because the "table in the dining room is for when we have guests", then why f.cking have it there. And we also have chandeliers (dont ask) in the living room with 14 lights, yet get screamed at for not putting the lamp on.
My parents are fucking Rags aswell which is the worst thing about it. every weekend/wednesday its always a United game on TV above anything else, then when they loose I swear my mum spits in my Tea.
