Franny Lee's Barrel Chest
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Before you destroy them, politely enquire if Tevez has signed yet...Out of those hundreds of wasps surely one will be ITK...
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wasps nest
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Brucie Bonus
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NQT said:A bloke up the road told me about the wasps nest he had at the bottom of his garden.
He decided to remove it himself with.....
1/ Scaffolding pole
2/ Petrol
His method. Push scaffolding pole from safe distance into nest and then pour the petrol down the pole. When the petrol cannister is empty, put a match into the end of the scaffolding pole. The flame will transport down the pole and into the petrol filled nest.
He lit the petrol and stood back, but this is where the flaw in the plan was highlighted. Because he'd hugely over flooded the nest with petrol what in fact he'd done was create a ballistic missile. The scaffolding pole flew toward him at a great rate of knotts, just missed him and hit the back wall of his house.
Darwin award, mention in dispatches.
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manchester blue
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NQT said:A bloke up the road told me about the wasps nest he had at the bottom of his garden.
He decided to remove it himself with.....
1/ Scaffolding pole
2/ Petrol
His method. Push scaffolding pole from safe distance into nest and then pour the petrol down the pole. When the petrol cannister is empty, put a match into the end of the scaffolding pole. The flame will transport down the pole and into the petrol filled nest.
He lit the petrol and stood back, but this is where the flaw in the plan was highlighted. Because he'd hugely over flooded the nest with petrol what in fact he'd done was create a ballistic missile. The scaffolding pole flew toward him at a great rate of knotts, just missed him and hit the back wall of his house.
LOL. Really made me laugh.
I remember a mate filled a nest with petrol. It was a hole in the ground. He lit it and stood back but it exploded sending earth flying everywhere. His wife felt the tremor upstairs in the house!
southstand117
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pmsl, this thread has made me laugh, the Mrs thought i was laughing at her and has now fucked off up stairs... WINNERLancashire Blue said:Before you destroy them, politely enquire if Tevez has signed yet...Out of those hundreds of wasps surely one will be ITK...