Wayne Rooney

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Well according to the daily mirror, king Rooney, El capitano supreme, the nation's captain, was in fact the second best player on the pitch behind our king kun. Being a non English man I find it laughable that the English press adore this gimp so much. He wasn't even United's best player, let alone the second best player on the park.
I'm gonna be in hiding for 6 months when he does finally becomes England's record goalscorer. The wank fest will be too much for me too bare.

I can't wait for Kun to take the record off him for most derby goals. If he hadn't been cheated out of those pens there would only be a couple in it.

He is also credited with 2 that were actually Richard Dunne own-goals.

 

[stony]

Well according to the daily mirror, king Rooney, El capitano supreme, the nation's captain, was in fact the second best player on the pitch behind our king kun. Being a non English man I find it laughable that the English press adore this gimp so much. He wasn't even United's best player, let alone the second best player on the park.
I'm gonna be in hiding for 6 months when he does finally becomes England's record goalscorer. The wank fest will be too much for me too bare.

I can't wait for Kun to take the record off him for most derby goals. If he hadn't been cheated out of those pens there would only be a couple in it.

He is also credited with 2 that were actually Richard Dunne own-goals.

Fucking hell is that true ?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Well according to the daily mirror, king Rooney, El capitano supreme, the nation's captain, was in fact the second best player on the pitch behind our king kun. Being a non English man I find it laughable that the English press adore this gimp so much. He wasn't even United's best player, let alone the second best player on the park.
I'm gonna be in hiding for 6 months when he does finally becomes England's record goalscorer. The wank fest will be too much for me too bare.

I can't wait for Kun to take the record off him for most derby goals. If he hadn't been cheated out of those pens there would only be a couple in it.

He is also credited with 2 that were actually Richard Dunne own-goals.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

I can't wait for Kun to take the record off him for most derby goals. If he hadn't been cheated out of those pens there would only be a couple in it.

He is also credited with 2 that were actually Richard Dunne own-goals.

Fucking hell is that true ?

Can't remember the year. It was at our place and Wooney had two goals credited to him, one shot was going out for a corner and the other was headed for a throw-in. If I remember correctly both went in off Dunne but Wooney was credited with both.*

*Sorry about the grammar

 

[stony]

He is also credited with 2 that were actually Richard Dunne own-goals.

Fucking hell is that true ?

Can't remember the year. It was at our place and Wooney had two goals credited to him, one shot was going out for a corner and the other was headed for a throw-in. If I remember correctly both went in off Dunne but Wooney was credited with both.*

*Sorry about the grammar

Are they also down as Dunne own goals ? because he is currently the top own goal scorer.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Fucking hell is that true ?

Can't remember the year. It was at our place and Wooney had two goals credited to him, one shot was going out for a corner and the other was headed for a throw-in. If I remember correctly both went in off Dunne but Wooney was credited with both.*

*Sorry about the grammar

Are they also down as Dunne own goals ? because he is currently the top own goal scorer.

I don't think Dunne held up his hand for either, to be honest. And to be fair, neither were really of the quality of his usual own goals, volleyed into the roof of the net from about 30 yards.

 

[i kne albert davy]

Well according to the daily mirror, king Rooney, El capitano supreme, the nation's captain, was in fact the second best player on the pitch behind our king kun. Being a non English man I find it laughable that the English press adore this gimp so much. He wasn't even United's best player, let alone the second best player on the park.
I'm gonna be in hiding for 6 months when he does finally becomes England's record goalscorer. The wank fest will be too much for me too bare.

The best player on the pitch was an Englishman but not their Englishman that's for sure.

 

[Burnage Burnsy]

Holy shit! Anybody else seen the duet he did with Ed Sheeran yesterday? Closing his eyes and wobbling his head like David Brent. Unbelievably cringeworthy. Just showed it on Good Morning Britain.
what was he doing in LA anyway?

Cock.

 

[Deleted member 58678]

Holy shit! Anybody else seen the duet he did with Ed Sheeran yesterday? Closing his eyes and wobbling his head like David Brent. Unbelievably cringeworthy. Just showed it on Good Morning Britain.
what was he doing in LA anyway?

Cock.

You answered your own question!

 

[Burnage Burnsy]

Holy shit! Anybody else seen the duet he did with Ed Sheeran yesterday? Closing his eyes and wobbling his head like David Brent. Unbelievably cringeworthy. Just showed it on Good Morning Britain.
what was he doing in LA anyway?

Cock.

You answered your own question!

What a dick he really is

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