We get Mourinho, he fails, what then?

Mourinho will replace Ferguson, and it seems to have been set in stone for a few seasons now.
 
mackenzie said:
Or fergiescum. Especially if he wins the Chumps League and fergiescum doesn't get a third.

I don't think fergiescum will ever retire though. He'll be dead at his desk and someone will have to prise his fingernails out of the desk after rigor mortis has set in before that happens.

I'd probably end up topping myself if that happened, its bad enough all the crap with Munchen every year. I'm so sick to death of hearing about the Munchen air disaster from our fans from there fans from the media its literally driving me up the wall. There's a hell of a worst things that's happened it football that barley ever gets mentioned, how long are the rags going to keep it up forever?.

If Baconface dies in the job though they probably bring out sir Alex Ferguson day and make 10 times more out of it (they'll probably put him up for saint hood). It will just be horrible i can see it now if he dies in the job, he'll get more media coverage than when Princess Diana died. They'll probably even rerun every game he ever managed on the tele and give you an in depth analysis of why sir bacon face was such a great human being and a genius football manager. Ahh god its worst nightmare, baconface on the tele none stop for months with people constantly praising the evil old bastard, and then it repeated every fucking year.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i feel like cracking up now just thinking about it. If there is a god please just don't let that old bastard die in the job.
 
We get Mourinho, he fails, what then?

We hang, draw and quarter him, and any other manager that dares fail us in the future.


WE WILL HAVE SUCCESS, DO YOU HEAR ME POTENTIAL CITY MANAGERS?!?!?!?!?!?


DO YOU HEAR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?????????????????

;P
 
he's not lost a home game since 2002, fact,,,, commentator....

'so it's the special one and his first game at home in charge of money bags man city, city today are up against a pretty hefty oldham side. 89 minutes gone and still 0-0, oldham are in possesion then for one last push. oldtimer gives it to pastit, pastit to too-old he scores and the oldham fan in the corner goes wild. there goes this whistle..

city fans 'we want hughesy back say we want leslie back'

bloody hell
 
I reckon both Hiddink and Mourinho turned us down, they were tapped up before Sparky was sacked.
Mancini accepted the job, he will get us playing, let's give him time, he'll sign a couple of powerful box to box midfielders, what were lacking, we've only got DM's.
There is no way the owners are going to sack Mancini after 6 months unless we finish in the bottom half :-)
They would be a laughing stock for getting rid of one fella, replacing him with their own choice mid season, then sacking him 6 months later.
The whole football club would be a joke and who would want the job knowing if it doesn't click after a few months you'll be sacked?
 
Maybe we should just hold auditions a sort of 'Manager Idol'. Four candidates and each one gets say 15 games and we all vote on which one we want to keep. It could work you know plus we would generate a lot of revenue off the phone lines for voting and foil Platini's diabolical plan to scupper our chances with the new financial rules.

Think I'll give Cookie a ring. I can see him going for this one.
 

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