We don't need a new stadium. Actually, if I'm being perfectly honest this is becoming quite ridiculous...
We've got ourselves a bit of money, and some people are demanding;
Free tickets for all those above the age of 2 months
David Villa in a skirt playing Bluemoon on a banjo - only at half-time though (obviously)
8 new stadiums
Barcelona-esque football (including the 30 degree heat)
A win each week by a margin of at least 4 goals
Each player must put in at least 100 (successful) tackles per game, and cover 5.7 miles "tracking back"
The Sun
The Moon
An oil-reserve
What next? A complimentary Ferrari F50 for each first year seasoncard holder?
I'm sorry but it's really beginning to tickle me, and at the same time remind me of the impatient, spoilt, and very fickle Neanderthals who haunt that vile little cesspit in the centre of Stretford.
We don't need a new stadium, we've only occupied the current one for a handful of years!
CoMS isn't perfect, but it's just beginning to feel like home - and now you're proposing that we move to another imaginary, super-dooper shiny stadium?
It's all getting a little bit silly now, if it isn't Petrov or Robinho being too "soft" and not "tracking back enough" then it's the indignant masses foaming at the mouth due to the latest unsavoury draw against a repulsively "inferior" club - sound familiar?
It's all getting a little unreasonable...
I think a reality check is in order.