We need a song for the charges

[ctidcarl]

I think the "Billion In The Bank" song just needs amending

Instead of "We're going up, we're going down", just replace with "Another charge, another charge"

City's going down with a billion in the bank
a billion in the bank,
a billion in the bank

Another charge, another charge
Another Charrrrge, another charge

City's going down with a billion in the bank........etc

 

[bluetonium]

Ran out of chips, that's a charge
Served blue ketchup, that's a charge
Don't play in red, that's a charge
Won't tow the line, that's a charge
Not in debt, that's a charge
No leaks in our roof, that's a charge
Didn't hack a database, that's a charge
Didn't bottle a coach, that's a charge
Made Stevie G cry, that's a charge
Made Fergie a liar, that's a charge
Why always me, that's a charge
Just being City, that's a charge

And so on and so on, until

You can stick 115 charges up your arse
You can stick 115 charges up your arse
Cos we're the famous Manchester City
And your jealousy is sh1tty
So you can stick your made up charges up your arse

 

[HalfwayUpTheKippax]

A hundred fifteen, so what,
Charges, so what,
Is that all that you've got?

A hundred fifteen, so what,
Charges, so what,
Is that all that you've got?



To the tune of 36D by the Beautiful South

 

[citymad]

Ran out of chips, that's a charge
Served blue ketchup, that's a charge
Don't play in red, that's a charge
Won't tow the line, that's a charge
Not in debt, that's a charge
No leaks in our roof, that's a charge
Didn't hack a database, that's a charge
Didn't bottle a coach, that's a charge
Made Stevie G cry, that's a charge
Made Fergie a liar, that's a charge
Why always me, that's a charge
Just being City, that's a charge

And so on and so on, until

You can stick 115 charges up your arse
You can stick 115 charges up your arse
Cos we're the famous Manchester City
And your jealousy is sh1tty
So you can stick your made up charges up your arse

You may have something there but I have a feeling it would die of death very quickly due to alcohol induced memory loss. It might work if we had that plonker from Seattle Sounders on the mike. All we have to do is sing thats a charge

 

[Bluemoonadam]

Nice and simple you can shove your fucking charges up your arse.

 

[Gordyola]

Champions again ole ole


They won’t take it away whatever they try

 

[jrb]

“Fuck the Premier League, fuck the Premier League, fuck the Premier League, and the Red Shirt clubs!”

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Gene Pitney's 24 hours from Tulsa:

Been spending, cheating,
Rack up the charges, laugh in the face of the Premier League
We bought Grealish, Haaland,
Hoovered up all the cups
And put an end to, the cartel's greed.
Cos we are only 115 charges from freedom!
Only 38 games from 4peat!
And just to wind up Gary Neville,
We'll go and buy another treble.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

These tainted cups you've given
I gave you all a fan could give you
Take my cups and take Pep with you
Oh
Tainted cups (woowoooo)
Tainted cups (wooowoooo)

 

[remember arthur mann]

115 green bottles standing on the wall. Start at kick-off, should be finished by half-time.