We need a song for the charges

[I'm not really here]

ONE man went to mow, went to mow a meadow,
ONE man and his dog - Woof! - went to mow a meadow.

TWO men went to mow, went to mow a meadow,
TWO men, ONE man and his dog - Woof! - went to mow a meadow.

THREE men went to mow, went to mow a meadow,
THREE men, TWO men, ONE man and his dog - Woof! - went to mow a meadow.

FOUR men went to mow, went to mow a meadow,
FOUR men, THREE men, TWO men, ONE man and his dog - Woof! Get my coat as well

My kids are bluey mad,

Had that stuck in my head for weeks.