We need a song for the charges

[Gingers Dad]

Premier League charges
We're taking the piss

 

[Cobwebcat]

Has to be easy and short?

115 charges hanging on the wall
115 charges hanging on the wall
And if just six charges should accidentally fall
There’ll be fuck all charges hanging on the wall

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

“Merry Christmas everyone “

Tears are falling
all around us
Citys winning every Cup
It’s the season for another treble
115 who gives a fu*k

I'm feeling more Christmassy already

 

[SheeshKebab]

Already got one for it! CITYS GOIN DOWN WITH A BILLION IN THE BANK

 

[TinFoilHat]

On the first day of Christmas the league it gave City

115 charges were going down to the national League.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

City
Manchester City
We're by far the greatest team
the Conference has ever seen.

 

[Cheadle_hulmeBlue]

Already got one for it! CITYS GOIN DOWN WITH A BILLION IN THE BANK

 

[DRINKLEVEDRY]

Can we talk about rodri
Second verse it's so easy
We'll be cleared of all charges,
We'll be cleared of all charges,
Innocent of all charges.
All fuckin one one five.
Thankyou and good day.

 

[BlueAnorak]

The smiths Panic (after our QC Barrister):

Panic on the streets of London,
Panic on the streets of <City/town of whoever were playing London again for the rags>
I wonder to myself:
Will the press ever be sane again?
The lanes obsessive hacks they run down,
Now they’ve crossed the legal lines...

Sue the mediah, sue the mediah, sue the mediah.
Sue the mediah, sue the mediah,
Sue the mediah, sue the mediah,
Sue the mediah, sue the mediah, sue the mediah
Sue the mediah, sue the mediah,
Sue the mediah, sue the mediah
(etc)

(Can't use hang as the ittle darlings will pretend to be offended and demand protection and that the PL does somthing about us).
I suspect it will very quickly just become the last bit but...

 

[Exeter Blue I am here]

Once we’re exonerated, I think “Come and have a go if you think you’re hard enough” should be dusted off…..!

 

[BlueMonkey79]

You'll never sing that! You'll never sing thaaaaaattt!....115 charges, You'll never sing that!!!

 

[Keepingthefaithsince1976]

We get knocked down, but we get up again, there ain't nothing that'll keep us down.

 

[ChicagoBlue]

One one five, one one five, you are crying,
One one five, one one five, you pray,
One one five, one one five, you are crying,
See you in court onnnn judgment day!

 

[eyalluvitt]

 

[ancoats]

 

[ancoats]

We'll drink a drink, a drink and make a stink a stink to all the 115 charges against Man City
For we invented the Etihad sponsor that was owned by Sheikh Mansour

We'lllllll drink a drink, a drink and make a stink a stink to all the 115 charges against Man City
For we invented the Etihad sponsor that was owned by Sheikh Mansour

 

[GaudinoMotors]

The way Kun won the league
The way Pep won Europe
The memory of all that
No no they can't take that away from me

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Are they hanging all their hopes on their wall?
It's the time for Lord Pannick to come to call
Does he know all legal process?
Have we cheated, he won't say
Is he on a million quid for every day?

So here they are, 115 charges
Rags and dippers having fun
Look to the future now
When we're cleared, it's all done

Are you waiting for judgement day to arrive?
Are you sure you've got the nerves to survive
Do the papers always tell you
You're guilty and going down
And the envelopes' payments are always brown

What will the Scousers do
When they see Man City
Found not guilty HA HAAAAAAHAAAAA

 

[fathellensbellend]

we're the excuse, we're the excuse, we're the excuse, cos your'e shit
were the excuse, cos your'e shit

 

[GaudinoMotors]

For the Dipper match, in response to their predictable chants and banners about the charges.

We're as guilty as you,
We're as guilty as you,
We're Man City,
We're as guilty as you.

That should confuse, bamboozle and of course offend them in equal measure.