Weird Dreams - Explanations!

[Blue Bogey]

Don’t they advise against eating cheese before you go to bed?

I do consciously sometimes eat cheese at bedtime because I want to dream. Dreaming is very relaxing most of the time.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Had a similar result from a dream I had a few months back.

In my dream this guy was irritating the fuck out of me Yack yack yack talking shite. I warned him if he didn’t STFU I was going knock him out. So this guy....yack yack yack. That was it, I saw red... threw a punch aimed at his head. Next I hear a yelp and my wife’s voice saying WTF are you doing, that effin hurt. Yikes, Sorry Love! Punched her in the back.

Thankfully my wife knows I dream an enormous amount and laughed when I told her.

As for weird dreams far too many to recall them all and frankly some of them are very embarrassing and some very frightening.

I did that once. Got up in the night to belt an intruder I had dreamt was in the house in the mouth and punched the dressing gown hanging on the back of the bedroom door. That woke me up with a bump. Trip to B&Q followed

 

[denislawsbackheel]

But did you score? :-)

Both times!

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

I've had some bizarre ones down the years. I have recurring dreams of being in, or on my way to an airport. The airport is always Manchester but it looks nothing like the real thing. It actually looks like an orange, souped up version of Terminal 2 at Dublin Airport.

I always remember a vivid dream years ago. I was working naked somewhere hot, I didn't look like myself. I was working in a bubbling tar pit and there were dead people impaled on huge wooden spikes from the ground. Flies everywhere too. Explain that one!

 

[deegee33]

I've had some bizarre ones down the years. I have recurring dreams of being in, or on my way to an airport. The airport is always Manchester but it looks nothing like the real thing. It actually looks like an orange, souped up version of Terminal 2 at Dublin Airport.

I always remember a vivid dream years ago. I was working naked somewhere hot, I didn't look like myself. I was working in a bubbling tar pit and there were dead people impaled on huge wooden spikes from the ground. Flies everywhere too. Explain that one!

Simple explanation for #2, hot dog vendor at the swamp.

 

[kippax4ever]

I've had some bizarre ones down the years. I have recurring dreams of being in, or on my way to an airport. The airport is always Manchester but it looks nothing like the real thing. It actually looks like an orange, souped up version of Terminal 2 at Dublin Airport.

I always remember a vivid dream years ago. I was working naked somewhere hot, I didn't look like myself. I was working in a bubbling tar pit and there were dead people impaled on huge wooden spikes from the ground. Flies everywhere too. Explain that one!

You from Stoke or Burnley by the way

 

[kippax4ever]

God you’re boring mate ;-)

There’s a chubby girl in our circle of mates and I dreamt last night I shagged her from behind.

That’s not even a joke.

You no your going to get ads for chubby girls who like their backdoors smashed in..

 

[Ban-jani]

You no your going to get ads for chubby girls who like their backdoors smashed in..

Perfectly fine by me

 

[kippax4ever]

Perfectly fine by me

Better than mine,safety glasses and coffins

 

[Blue Bogey]

God you’re boring mate ;-)

There’s a chubby girl in our circle of mates and I dreamt last night I shagged her from behind.

That’s not even a joke.

I think you were hungry. The other 2 slices of cake would have not satisfied your hunger so you took the chunky slice of cake.