Welcome Erling Haaland | Signing confirmed on a 5 year deal

[kaz7]

Klopp, and Liverpool fans have become so obsessed with us

It is bordering in to Bunny Boiling, Fatal attraction territory.

their fans must sit there 24-7 number crunching hypothetical Net Spends - Outlays etc.

The amount of scousers giving it out on social media.

This is the Club that shamed a nation.

You spend a lot of time on dipper forums

 

[Vienna_70]

£51 million!

At least a third of what that greedy fucker Levy wanted for Harry Hotspur, and with many more years of productivity ahead of him than Kane.

And he’s a Blue.

Definitely worth the wait.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Didn’t realise Bayern where pushing so hard behind the scenes. The fact we beat Madrid and Munich to a signing just makes this deal even sweeter.

anyone know the German for didn’t want him anyway?

 

[akrh215]

Could this be true?

 

[citizen_maine]

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Could this be true?

Yep, it could be true. And a naked Scarlett Johansson could knock on my door later tonight

 

[I'm Blue]

Yep, it could be true. And a naked Scarlett Johansson could knock on my door later tonight

Take some pictures mate.

 

[Vienna_70]

Don’t know if the Haaland signing is what has caused it, or it’s just the going price, but I look at 2 seats together, half way line, half way up the stadium for the City vs Bayern pre-season game this summer.

$550 + “fees” EACH on Ticketmaster website!

FWIW, it’s German country, so I expect City fans to be outnumbered, possibly by about 10 to 1!!!

That’s fucking scandalous!

 

[Chi-town blues]

Didn’t realise Bayern where pushing so hard behind the scenes. The fact we beat Madrid and Munich to a signing just makes this deal even sweeter.

Haaland snubbed german rags.

 

[Vienna_70]

They can’t mention money, as he cost less than Fred, so it’s injuries and how he fits into the team instead.

Rearrange these words to make a well-known phrase:

Clutching, straws, at.

 

[bobmcfc]

Well that's not disturbing at all haha

Looks like he's..
Nevermind