Welcome Erling Haaland | Signing confirmed on a 5 year deal

[mccity]

Well sad cafe reckon that Haaland will not fit the way we play , what they don't understand is, it's the way we played up to last season under Pep . Think Pep is gonna change football again.

Our most important player is arguably Walker, who's comfortably the least "Pep" player in the squad.

I'm sure we'll make it work!

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

So basically Lee Bradbury 2.0

Perhaps a marginal upgrade on Lee!

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

And a touch of Mario!
(Hopefully he's banned from buying fireworks!)

The best bits, the saner bits, the bits that are 100% football!

 

[Heath Park]

The best bits, the saner bits, the bits that are 100% football!

Left foot,
Right foot,
Header,
Shoulder?
;-)

 

[Blue Budgie]

No chance of that. Norwegian sports press is possibly even more hostile towards City than yours and the the cult is lapping it up. Haaland is a star when playing for the national team but otherwise he is being portrayed as a corrupt or gullible fool running errands for the evil arabs.

My friend drink in their jealousy. Piss boiling gone to a new level. The best young talent in the world is ours.

 

[oakiecokie]

Left foot,
Right foot,
Header,
Shoulder?
;-)

oh the "oakiecokie ..."

 

[Cobwebcat]

 

[bumbleblue]

You should see or rather hear @Ric s edit.. it’s worth it

 

[SWP's back]

You are an angry little chap. Maybe some meditation would help? There is no punchline. The players I mentioned genuinely excited me when they signed.

Ps. you didn’t need the word actually to make your sentence work.

Oh ffs. You missed the joke. Stewart Lee is a comedian, famous for his long drawn out stories/jokes.

 

[martinmcfc]

Some other good Erling specials on there too.

Yeah i’ve also got him to score 30, 33 and 35 goals aswell, 35 goals is 33/1 and thinking/hoping he gets 5 more goals and it jumps to 250/1. The guy is a machine, just need slightly more than a goal a game machine and it will be happy days!!!