Welcome Jeremy Doku | Signing confirmed on a five-year deal

[makinghistory]

He looks the dogs bollocks. Only concern is his injury record which is not at all good. Suppose the club have taken that into account.

 

[AirbagsOptionalTheReturn]

Exciting signing, raw but could develop into a brilliant player for us

 

[Sir peace frog]

I was making tea before singing it in my head.

Thought, I know, I’ll share that on bluemoon. Be a right tune.

Needless to say half way through writing my post it dawned on me i was making a mistake. :-D

haha.

i've got the tune in my head since i read the post haha , fuck it

doku doku blue where are you haha

 

[makinghistory]

Pace on the wings, this will be the first time since Sane left, gives another option to our plethora of playing styles

Erling will be rubbing his hands.:)

 

[urban genie]

to the kinks

Doku, really got me now
You got me so I don't know what I'm doin', now
Oh yeah, doku really got me now
Doku got me so I can't sleep at night

Dokus Really Got Me
You Really Got Me
You Really Got Me

 

[Belgian Flash]

I'll be honest i've never see him play or heard of him before this transfer. He looks quick on Youtube but i would have to agree looks very much a St Maximin or Traore clone, happy to be proved wrong, he's only 21

I'm sure you will be glad to be proven wrong! The problem is youtube "career" comps make him seem like he just beats players with the ball leading nowhere. But check this one with all of his touches against Monaco a year ago that just dropped. I think its a pretty good example of how he plays in a game.






90 percent of his touches ends up leading to a chance, and the rest is keeping possession. In just 15 minutes he creates like 7-8 chances! That shot in the end though, like he hit a balloon lol. He will have to practice shooting more than anything in Manchester.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Exited about this one!

To be fair, I probably dribble more in 90 minutes that anyone, my chin is one big mass of slimy dribble!
As for offensive no bastard can fucking come close to how offensive I can be in 90 fucking minutes, you’re all fucking cunts and wankers I tell you!

 

[Stato]

I'll be honest i've never see him play or heard of him before this transfer. He looks quick on Youtube but i would have to agree looks very much a St Maximin or Traore clone, happy to be proved wrong, he's only 21

The fuck.
Where did you come from.
Hello

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Can't wait to see him play. One good dribble and i'm sold

You can come and watch me dribble as I play with myself for half the price of a match day ticket!

 

[Father Paul]

Wednesday nights, precipitation, Potteries.

Saturday evenings, humidity, Istanbul