Welcome Matheus Nunes | Signing confirmed on a five-year deal

[Mr Kobayashi]

AI can you make me a hybrid of Carlos Tevez and Fernandinho...?

Welcome to the club.

I even got the shirt number correct.

 

[Corky]

Compare that to Cole‘s send off from us, just petty and vindictive.

Oh Andy Cole, he's a f***** ....

 

[CarlosTevez'sEnglishTutor]

Welcome, Matheus. Really solid player, hope we get to see him kick on here and prove himself even further.

Fantastic English as well putting us lot over here to shame. I know his stepdad is from Sunderland believe it or not.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

No Txiki jumper signing photo. Txiki out.

Number 27. See ya Joao Cancelo.

 

[CarlosTevez'sEnglishTutor]

AI can you make me a hybrid of Carlos Tevez and Fernandinho...?

Welcome to the club.

I even got the shirt number correct.

Thought he'd take the 27. I'm a sad bastard but I hate it when players take a number over 25. I'd love to see us make use of all numbers 1-25, minus Foe's 23.

 

[CarlosTevez'sEnglishTutor]

No Txiki jumper signing photo. Txiki out.

Number 27. See ya Joao Cancelo.

Cancelo's current number is 7 mate. He took it when Sterling left. Mbappe is taking that when he signs tonight.

 

[SSL2]

That's awful. They made him do it in the dark because he's not pretty.

A new low for the club.

He looks good in sky Blue

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Cancelo's current number is 7 mate. He took it when Sterling left. Mbappe is taking that when he signs tonight.

Forgot that bizarre switch.

How many pages would we have on the Mbappe thread if he did join later?!

 

[TonyM]

Interview is up

"...like I told you already..."
I like this guy. I'd say he takes no shit.

 

[Don Karleone]

"...like I told you already..."
I like this guy. I'd say he takes no shit.

Ha, I noticed that as well