Just had these texts.
Him--Hahahaha we the famous man united and we do what we want :) what happend pal? Yous have fukt up and u no it.. We comin carl... And u no it.
Me--Oh shit have u just won the league?
Him--Wel u havent pal 19 remember, shit squad u say.. Please :) youv slipt up admit it and be a man
Me--Wtf u on about? 5-0 against a 10 man Wigan and your the best in the world again? I didn't say we slipped up cant win every game mate. Take a look at the league table mate because mine says City are top and we've played all the top 6 away from home while you've just played Looserpool get a grip titles ain't won in December. Oh and 1-6 :)
Him--Hahahahahahaha and he bites, yes you mite of played everyone away and you **** beat west brom.. Please.. You fukt it pal.. The derby defeat was a one off... Your rattling against the ropes.. Big money players and no experience.. Dont be like that pal.. Hahahahaha level headin.. We comin... United, united, united, united :)
Seriously lol