What’s Wrong With Your Body? (help and advice)

[Bill Walker]

Both , front to back for the majority but even when paper looks clear a back to front seems to find deposits in hidden crevasses

Interesting. Thanks.

 

[Dr Jacoby]

My microscopic penis.

 

[flook]

What medical condition does that come under?

anus horribilus

 

[gazinho]

Try and be honest.

But if you don’t want to post anything sensitive or personal, that’s ok. :-)

Age 55.

1. Flat feet.
2. My 2nd toe on my right foot is bigger than my big toe.
3. Onychorrhexis of my toe nails and finger nails.
4. Osteoarthritis in my left knee.
5. Slipped disc in my lower spine.(repaired by keyhole surgery)
6. Broken Collar bone, healed. (playing football)
8. Farsightedness.
9. Tinnitus in my left ear.
10. Allergic to Penicillin.
11. General fatigue and wear and tear on my body for my age.

Bar those ailments, I’m doing alright. :-)

Not sure if the brain counts as part of the body but if it does stick it down as you cant count, you could even use number 7 if you fancy

im fat, bald with a tiny penis, luckily im also a fantastic liar

 

[KS55]

“I was six foot with dark curly hair when I started to support City. Look at me now.”

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

I don't need help or advice but this makes stand up pissing awkward unless I get the urinal furthest to the right. The cubicle is just less fuss.

Hypospadias - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

My cock is too big, every time I get a hard on, I faint.
No enough blood for us both.

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

My cock is too big, every time I get a hard on, I faint.
No enough blood for us both.

I can see where you got your username from.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

I can see where you got your username from.

It's true that. :)

 

[Mid Wales blue]

What medical condition does that come under?

He’s got worms!