What bones have you broke in your body?

[mackenzie]

Although I had been through labour only 18 months before so I should have been ready. ;-)

I don't know why women make such a fuss of childbirth. It's only like having a really big shit. My arse doesn't dilate to ease the passage either.

I'm a martyr to my piles, I am.

their soft aren't they, some of the shits I have are MASSIVE!

You lot have no idea. Honestly.

 

[Bozo]

no im not

in one go i got 4 ribs a femur fractured skull broken nose and 27 stitched in my head

and i have never spoken to my brother since

most of the fingers was from playing rugby

ankle was falling out of a train pissed when it had been parked up in the sidings for 3 hours

oh i forgot they got me back and stuck a soldering iron up my nose next day smoke coming out and everything

thanks bro

Ever had one of those things they shove up your nose that then goes back down your throat?? I was only 18 and though WTF are they DOING??


(Any dirty male jokes and I will be very annoyed. It wasn't funny in the slightest!) ;-)

I have had that done 6 times in the past year with them checking out my throat, not nice at all!
Anyway, I have never broken a bone.

 

[Doctor Congo]

no im not

in one go i got 4 ribs a femur fractured skull broken nose and 27 stitched in my head

and i have never spoken to my brother since

most of the fingers was from playing rugby

ankle was falling out of a train pissed when it had been parked up in the sidings for 3 hours

oh i forgot they got me back and stuck a soldering iron up my nose next day smoke coming out and everything

thanks bro

Ever had one of those things they shove up your nose that then goes back down your throat?? I was only 18 and though WTF are they DOING??


(Any dirty male jokes and I will be very annoyed. It wasn't funny in the slightest!) ;-)

I have had that done 6 times in the past year with them checking out my throat, not nice at all!
Anyway, I have never broken a bone.

There was a lad in my school who could put a Bic pen refill in one nostril and out of the other.

I have laughed rice crispies out of my nose and also broke my leg when I was run over aged 3.

 

[OxBlue]

2 ribs on my left side
2 ribs on my right side
Thumb knuckle, right hand
Index Knuckle, right hand
Ring Knuckle, right hand
Little Knuckle, right hand
and various toes

all done in separate incidents, I've not got a glass jaw, just a glass hand!!!

 

[The Fat el Hombre]

Hadn't broken a single bone in my body up until the age of 18 when I started drinking a lot.

Broke my right hand on my 19th, think I did a finger on my 20th, then did my hand and my nose on my 21st, been ok since then though

 

[GStar]

I'll read through the rest of the thread on a second, but for biggest fool, two summers ago i was playing the first cricket game of the season.

I was chasing the ball to the boundry, where the guy hadhit it, the ball was heading towards the scoreboard (a big two storey concrete building), i decided i'd get to the ball before it reached the boundry, was wrong, ran full pelt into the building and broke both arms...

I was on the floor and i tried to get up; not a good idea!

Still, i didn't think i'd broken anything, i smiled as i walked off, holding my arms (luckily the cricket club was in the grounds of the hospital)

That's when i knew i'd most likely broken them, or someone had put two tennis balls under my skin!

I finally get back to the game about 20 minutes after its finished, walk into the club bar, first person i see is the opposition captain, who belows out to a full bar; "Haha, guess you won't be wanking for a while mate!"

6 weeks of no dignity... Priceless.

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

I'll read through the rest of the thread on a second, but for biggest fool, two summers ago i was playing the first cricket game of the season.

I was chasing the ball to the boundry, where the guy hadhit it, the ball was heading towards the scoreboard (a big two storey concrete building), i decided i'd get to the ball before it reached the boundry, was wrong, ran full pelt into the building and broke both arms...

I was on the floor and i tried to get up; not a good idea!

Still, i didn't think i'd broken anything, i smiled as i walked off, holding my arms (luckily the cricket club was in the grounds of the hospital)

That's when i knew i'd most likely broken them, or someone had put two tennis balls under my skin!

I finally get back to the game about 20 minutes after its finished, walk into the club bar, first person i see is the opposition captain, who belows out to a full bar; "Haha, guess you won't be wanking for a while mate!"

6 weeks of no dignity... Priceless.

Both arms! Thats not tragic it's just comedy!

 

[GStar]

I know :(

I couldn't wash myself for the duration, so other people had to :'(

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

I know :(

I couldn't wash myself for the duration, so other people had to :'(

Lol that sounds horrible! Unless you had a gf at the time to do it? Who did it? Or would you rather not say ;)

 

[GStar]

I know :(

I couldn't wash myself for the duration, so other people had to :'(

Lol that sounds horrible! Unless you had a gf at the time to do it? Who did it? Or would you rather not say ;)

There was a mixture... some better than others, some... im sorry can we cut please :'(