What do you look for in an ideal pub?

[Zubrman]

No....Proper Piss troughs, where you can play bog tennis with a dimp. If you play it long enough you can separate the filter from the baccy.

And the same in the Gents :)

 

[RadcliffeRick]

£5 meat wraps on Saturday lunch time. Sold by some dodgy guy out of the back of his van.

 

[canyerdogputoutafire]

£5 meat wraps on Saturday lunch time. Sold by some dodgy guy out of the back of his van.

No mate that was the fore-runner of personal shopper and the internet coz the veg man soon followed him thus the guilt free Sunday lunch for the family, even if the hunter-gatherer had consumed 12 pints of boddies.

 

[bluegirl74]

Primarily a wide variety of traditional gins and the elderflower and lime kopperberg which is my current long drink of choice. Also a decent wine list.
No TV (except for when City are away), no pool table and no jukebox or bandits.
A food menu which comprises the mainly tapas / sharing plates type stuff I like when I'm drinking.
Clean toilets which are on the same floor as the bar area - I am not good with steps after a drink.
Enough staff to ensure that I don't have to wait and the ability to open a tab.
A covered smoking area with heaters for the winter and a large beer garden with copious seating options for the summer - steamer style deckchairs preferably.
And finally a no under 25s door policy :-)

 

[oakiecokie]

Brilliant pint of Guinness.
No jukebox.
No pool table.
Darts and dominoes only.
Clean.
Andrex Toilet Tissue, not that crap thin stuff that you keep wiping your arse on and you`ve still got a shitty arse 37 wipes later.
Continental Beers on tap and bottled.
Home cooked food.
Nice selection of peanuts.
Amiable mine host.
No fucking Scousers or Rags.
What a perfect pub.
Anyone know of one that gets approx. 9 tick boxes ?

 

[stonerblue]

£5 meat wraps on Saturday lunch time. Sold by some dodgy guy out of the back of his van.

' SEAFOO-OOD'

 

[Ant]

http://www.stonehengecottages.com/pub/
This place all day long

 

[peoffrey]

Good beer with a selection for all tastes, staff who know what you drink after a few orders, sport, clean toilets and no dress code. A few of us got turned away from one place as they wore branded t-shirts by Adidas. Not even a football jersey.

 

[Magicpole]

If any pub is devoid of total pricks then every single one.

A good pint maybe some decent and not over priced grub.

Live music now and again wouldn't hurt. Well, maybe sometimes but still for it.

 

[toolah1511]

http://www.stonehengecottages.com/pub/
This place all day long

I live 5 miles from this and I concur its a cracking pub but can fill up with MCTs now and again