Ok here's my derby week;
Shitting myself for a week before hand
Avoid all rags at work in case they start something and i'm forced to chin them
Nerves shot by the morning of the game
Intense panic arriving at coms
Intense hatred as the scum walk out of the tunnel
Complete fear as whistle blows for kick off
90 (plus fergie time) mins of severe anxiety with extreme terror every time they get close to shooting
Euphoria if we score
Suicidal if they score
Orgasmic bliss if we win
Anger if we lose
Smugness and Pride in work on monday morning if we win
Avoid all rags in work on monday morning if we lose in case they start something and i'm forced to chin them again
Total exhaustion by the end of monday
God knows how i'm gonna cope if we start meeting them more than twice a season when we're in cup finals/champions league etc lol ;-)