What don't you get

[Deleted member 77198]

Sex ponds

 

[Marklr]

Sex any more.

 

[Bill Walker]

Teenagers on the tram today, one was getting off the other one said "can I come with"
US speak off the telly.

Sweets are now candy with the kids.

 

[Bill Walker]

Was at a wedding recently
Lots of young men there, impeccably groomed, well dressed, nice suits, ties and well polished shoes.

But no socks!!!

What is that all about?

No worse than kipper ties, massive lapels, and flared pants

 

[idahoblues]

Teenagers on the tram today, one was getting off the other one said "can I come with"
US speak off the telly.

Sweets are now candy with the kids.

Was it said with a rising inflection ?

 

[supercity88]

DIY. Just can't do it. Sometimes I'll try, but my brain isn't capable of working out how to do things. If it's simple I overthink it and my brain says "it can't be this easy" and I fuck it up. If it's complicated there's this little inner conversation with parts of my brain where one part says "take your time you can do this" and the other "this is too fucking hard don't even try" and I have a little tantrum and smash things up.

 

[Bill Walker]

Was it said with a rising inflection ?

Of course

 

[Cellarite]

Please can you run as a Councillor for Trafford. I'd vote for you.

Councillor for Trafford you say?

2nd on the agenda - let's get rid of that monstrous eyesore that dominates too large an area of Trafford.

 

[MellowJoe]

Dogs see in black and white right? We all know that, well how come my dog's favourite colour is blue? Blue, to her must be a really weird shade of grey she really likes

 

[its a Barm]

Religion
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Quantum physics
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