What don't you get

[Magicpole]

They were not well dressed in nice suits then were they.

They were twats in fashion outfits.

Johnny, everything we wear is a fashion item. Not having socks on, bellends, agreed, however this should never detract from nearly getting it perfectly right, by looking sharp.

Self respect and yes, enjoying looking good.

Fuck all wrong with that.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Councillor for Trafford you say?

2nd on the agenda - let's get rid of that monstrous eyesore that dominates too large an area of Trafford.

Hey, steady on, they might have an idea of coming to Manchester!

 

[homerdog]

Golf

Too difficult for you? ;)

 

[Magicpole]

DIY. Just can't do it. Sometimes I'll try, but my brain isn't capable of working out how to do things. If it's simple I overthink it and my brain says "it can't be this easy" and I fuck it up. If it's complicated there's this little inner conversation with parts of my brain where one part says "take your time you can do this" and the other "this is too fucking hard don't even try" and I have a little tantrum and smash things up.

Although I can do things. I also listen to my inner voice that says,

“what’s the fucking point you twat? Spend £300 to get some other **** to do it. You give a guy a three ton, helps his family, pays bills, might even get him a shag. But let’s face it you ****, it’s because when you work all week you’re doing fuck all DIY. And she is better than you at it anyway. You’re a fucking disgrace, you ****.”

He’s a charmer, my inner voice.

 

[give it to gordon]

Too difficult for you? ;)

Yea I only got down to 10 handicap and found it boring. Plus after doing 40 hours a week for 22yrs as a head greenkeeper, a golf course was the last place I wanted to spend time lol

 

[homerdog]

Yea I only got down to 10 handicap and found it boring. Plus after doing 40 hours a week for 22yrs as a head greenkeeper, a golf course was the last place I wanted to spend time lol

Years ago, I used to play at a club where the head greenkeeper liked to tell the members that he hated golf, but not as much as he hated golfers - unfortunately for him, the club eventually got fed up with all the complaints and sacked him!

 

[meltonblue]

Dogs see in black and white right? We all know that, well how come my dog's favourite colour is blue? Blue, to her must be a really weird shade of grey she really likes

No, they can see blue.

Are dogs colour blind? How dogs see colour

If you're wondering what your dog's favourite colour, it helps to know how does your dog see colour. It's not quite how you think.

spca.bc.ca

 

[Cellarite]

Hey, steady on, they might have an idea of coming to Manchester!

They can’t afford to maintain the stadium they have, never mind build a new fucker!

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Teenagers on the tram today, one was getting off the other one said "can I come with"
US speak off the telly.

Sweets are now candy with the kids.

I make a point of saying ‘walking stick of rock’ instead of ‘candy cane’ at Christmas.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

The Cloud.