What don't you get

[Magicpole]

Cheeky!…..I was referring to god but I’m glad you’re not follicley challenged, although my barber tells me you get your hairline from your mothers father

That’s either not true, or it’s a miracle. You know where this is going. I was referring to God too. I thought you were Jesus.

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

As a devout Christian, I have killed nearly 1,000 people over the years who dare work on the sabbath. I’m doing the Lords work.

What about barmen?

 

[Magicpole]

What about barmen?

They made up the most of my kills. Demons one and all. I spent many a night trying to get rid of their evil bile alcohol, after I slaughtered them. I believe they are referred to as “lock ins”

Happy days.

 

[Donmcfc]

I tend to agree with you, but normally it's a crap product backed up by a crap advert that just backs up my original feelings.
For that reason, I've no desire whatsoever to set foot in McDonalds, Burger King or KFC unless it's for emergency shit purposes.
Also don't get me started on adverts that use crap poetry. That Shearings advert makes me want to change channel whenever it appears. Saying that, if I ever go on an organised coach trip holiday even when I'm more of a FOC than I am now, please put me down!

Why the fuck do United Utilities advertise on ITV? I have no choice but to get my water off them. It's a total waste of customers' money.
Get a fucking grip and stop pouring sewage into our rivers you useless cunts.

 

[staffsblue]

Why the fuck do United Utilities advertise on ITV? I have no choice but to get my water off them. It's a total waste of customers' money.
Get a fucking grip and stop pouring sewage into our rivers you useless cunts.

It's worse when you watch channel 4 on HD and get Thames Water ads!

 

[TueartsOHK]

People who go to gigs and spend most of the evening filming the event on their mobile

People who talk during a film in the cinema.

Americans who refuse to acknowledge that their gun laws are cause of the regular mass shootings

 

[Dial M 4 Mercer]

Freemasonry

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Shop-keepers who stick "Back in 1/2 hour" notices on the door. Half-hour from when? Why not just say "Back at 2:30" or whatever?

 

[Bill Walker]

Shop-keepers who stick "Back in 1/2 hour" notices on the door. Half-hour from when? Why not just say "Back at 2:30" or whatever?

Love your work mate..

 

[doots]

Graffiti artists.
What a waste of talent.