Sultana of Brunei
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I had banished this story to the back of my mind but in the interests of entertainment.
Years ago we played Swindon away. (Coppells last game in charge) and Didsbury Dave, myself and a few others were lucky enough to get directors box tickets. Despite losing (3-0 I think) we had a top day and we were monumentally pissed. We were invited to the players bar where I was throwing kids behind me to get to my idol Kinkladze. Kit Symons was chatting my then missus up but I just didn't care.
Anyway, that night we eventually arrived back at our hotel, significantly the worse for wear. We ordered food and when the waitress came to bring our food I knocked it out of her hand and Scampi and Chips went everywhere. The old Doris of a waitress bent down to pick up the food and as a joke I raised my hand as if to spank her arse. Unfortunately for me my aim was well out and I did indeed spank her arse really hard. There was a moments silence, followed by the scream from the waitress followed by the sound of Didsbury Dave pissing himself like a hyena, . Within about a minute the Hotel Manager came over and promptly turfed us out of the hotel. We slept in the car that night. .
That is probably the most embarrassed I have ever been.
Years ago we played Swindon away. (Coppells last game in charge) and Didsbury Dave, myself and a few others were lucky enough to get directors box tickets. Despite losing (3-0 I think) we had a top day and we were monumentally pissed. We were invited to the players bar where I was throwing kids behind me to get to my idol Kinkladze. Kit Symons was chatting my then missus up but I just didn't care.
Anyway, that night we eventually arrived back at our hotel, significantly the worse for wear. We ordered food and when the waitress came to bring our food I knocked it out of her hand and Scampi and Chips went everywhere. The old Doris of a waitress bent down to pick up the food and as a joke I raised my hand as if to spank her arse. Unfortunately for me my aim was well out and I did indeed spank her arse really hard. There was a moments silence, followed by the scream from the waitress followed by the sound of Didsbury Dave pissing himself like a hyena, . Within about a minute the Hotel Manager came over and promptly turfed us out of the hotel. We slept in the car that night. .
That is probably the most embarrassed I have ever been.