What is the most pathetic excuse ever?

[BibblyBobblyBen]

Pretty sure I remember the reason City beat United during the Munich memorial game was that United players were overcome with emotion at the occasion...

 

[buzzer1]

2. Balotelli was allergic to grass!

Balotelli, like many other people in the world including numerous top level footballers, was allergic to the synthetic grass that they used on the pitch and broke out in rashes all over his body. This wasn't a "pathetic excuse"

White lines too...

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1332855/Goalkeeper-wins-20000-for-burns.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/ ... burns.html</a>

 

[SteveinBeds]

Giggs cannot play for Wales because [select one from a hundred] but he is determined to play in the next Wales game.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

2. Balotelli was allergic to grass!

Balotelli, like many other people in the world including numerous top level footballers, was allergic to the synthetic grass that they used on the pitch and broke out in rashes all over his body. This wasn't a "pathetic excuse"

Micah Richards thumped him actually. Allegedly.

 

[Rocket-footed kolarov]

Mr S.G: "I never touched her, she is like a sister to me.

 

[blueman68]

Fergie trying to get Ashley Williams a ban by saying he could have killed van Pussey when ball bounced off his bonce.

 

[halfgoathalfotter]

stuart hall ,they were over the age of consent and allegedly gagging for it

 

[CatMan]

Fergie trying to get Ashley Williams a ban by saying he could have killed van Pussey when ball bounced off his bonce.

Brilliant! PMSL. Can't believe I forgot that considering it made me laugh so much at the time.

 

[Bozzie]

Fellaini's, "Zabaleta head-butted my elbow" was about as weak as they get.

 

[aguero93:20]

Fellaini's, "Zabaleta head-butted my elbow" was about as weak as they get.

I'd say Fellaini is an even more pathetic excuse for a footballer.