What puts you off a woman?

Most of these probably been listed, but im doing my top hates anyway.


A triffid downstairs
Clouts that smell like Monkfish.
Tattoo's of previous ex's
Dumbness
Needy
Wanting to be around you 24/7
Think your cheating on them when you finish an hour later at work.
Manly hairstyles.
Facial hair.
Hurrendous underwear.
Trying to kiss you in the morning before brushing their teeth.
Those who think foreskin has an unlimited stretch allowance.
Smokers
Pissed up women after 1/3rd of a glass of wine.
Pissed up women after any amount of booze.
Expect you to make the first move
Have a go at you for making the first move too soon.
Too much slap.
Ring you back once you've diverted them to answerphone (i diverted you cos im busy)
Text you non stop if you havent replied or answered phone within one hour.
Multicoloured teeth.
Have a go at you for going too fast when driving, despite doing 50 in a 60.
Willing receivers but unwilling givers of oral sex.
Anything that makes them appear or act more manly than me. (probably not too hard) :)
Birds that only have sex in a bed with the light off. Come on girls mix it up a bit.
Women that prepare you for entry, then stop cos hollyoakes is on.
Women that prepare you for entry and dont stop when match of the day is on.

About all i can think of for now.
 
bad personal hygene
Shocking tattoos
women who turn into a psycho when the decorators are in
constant texting
fat arse
never paying for anything
tiny tits
women who forget their pin number after a glass of wine
too much makeup - natural is better, that goes for hair colour too.
Like receiving but don't like giving in the bedroom
Can't speak/dress properly
hairy legs
 
markbmcfc said:
Most of these probably been listed, but im doing my top hates anyway.


A triffid downstairs
Clouts that smell like Monkfish.
Tattoo's of previous ex's
Dumbness
Needy
Wanting to be around you 24/7
Think your cheating on them when you finish an hour later at work.
Manly hairstyles.
Facial hair.
Hurrendous underwear.
Trying to kiss you in the morning before brushing their teeth.
Those who think foreskin has an unlimited stretch allowance.
Smokers
Pissed up women after 1/3rd of a glass of wine.
Pissed up women after any amount of booze.
Expect you to make the first move
Have a go at you for making the first move too soon.
Too much slap.
Ring you back once you've diverted them to answerphone (i diverted you cos im busy)
Text you non stop if you havent replied or answered phone within one hour.
Multicoloured teeth.
Have a go at you for going too fast when driving, despite doing 50 in a 60.
Willing receivers but unwilling givers of oral sex.
Anything that makes them appear or act more manly than me. (probably not too hard) :)
Birds that only have sex in a bed with the light off. Come on girls mix it up a bit.
Women that prepare you for entry, then stop cos hollyoakes is on.
Women that prepare you for entry and dont stop when match of the day is on.

About all i can think of for now.
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lmao jesus brother what kind of chicks have you been with? lol
 
Ok what’s wrong with tattoos??
I have 4 in total all of which are covered (apart from the one on my wrist)
 
Hair nipples....shagged a bird once that had stray nipple hair, horrible.

Had a bird come over one weekend aswell, went out for food n she had a stomach ache....was only the 3/4th time i'd shagged her, she had a the shits. Never did forget the smell of the toilet, put me off her for life.
 
SambaBoys said:
Ok what’s wrong with tattoos??
I have 4 in total all of which are covered (apart from the one on my wrist)
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I dont think theres anything wrong with tattoo's, i quite like them. Quite like a nice one at the bottom of the back, nice to look at when your doing your stuff.

Is tattoo's of ex's names thats a turn off.

Nowt worse than seeing a tattoo on her arse saying "give it to me Dave" whilst your pounding away. Unless your called Dave for that matter.
 
markbmcfc said:
SambaBoys said:
Ok what’s wrong with tattoos??
I have 4 in total all of which are covered (apart from the one on my wrist)
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I dont think theres anything wrong with tattoo's, i quite like them. Quite like a nice one at the bottom of the back, nice to look at when your doing your stuff.

Is tattoo's of ex's names thats a turn off.

Nowt worse than seeing a tattoo on her arse saying "give it to me Dave" whilst your pounding away. Unless your called Dave for that matter.
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I have one of the bottom of my back - 2 on my hip- and one on my wrist which i can cover up with a watch lol
None of them are ex bfrds names thankfully
 
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