What would YOU do for a cup final ticket?

[gingerthai]

Dress up in stockings and suspenders put an orange in my mouth
whilst being rodgered by a male tory MP
then shag Anne Widdecombe in the missionary position

Isnt this how you go about getting all your away tickets anyway? ;)

 

[Scottyboi]

I would cut off my big toes and sow them onto my hands, just to get into the stoke end hahaha

 

[moorsideblue]

give a reach a round to a monkey

 

[Oohvonkyvonky]

Eat sprouts, enjoy work, wear less make up and tell a polar bear to fuck off... to its face.

 

[peoffrey]

shag Anne Widdecombe in the missionary position

Anne Widdecombe says she's a Virgin for religious reasons. The reason being that God made her incredibly ugly.

I'd streak down Canal Street for a ticket.

 

[Blue_Rossy]

id gargle Mayonnaise :(

 

[clubfoot]

I'd push back and enjoy it for a pair of tickets

 

[Franny Lee's Barrel Chest]

I've been a bit busy today, but how about cleaning all the toilets at COMS after the West Ham game with a toothbrush?

 

[Maccblue]

Get out of bed at 4.00am and queue til 9.00am til the Ticket Office Opened and get 6 at 9.30 just done that......loyalty is everything

 

[berger10]

If it came to it, I'd eat Roy 'c*nt' Keane's dogs shit. That said, I'm sure there will be tickets left on Saturday morning when I'm eligible to purchase. Relief!