What would YOU do for a cup final ticket?

I'd parachute onto ratface's teletubby house and shit in his eco friendly letterbox, if that helps? Yeah yeah, I'd do that anyway given the opportunity.

Parachute into the swamp and replace the banner with flags of rio and shrek spitting their dummies out?

I like parachutes. I like FA cup final tickets more. Never tried either though, yet.#

Something realistic that I could actually do. The options are endless, I'd do almost anything and I reckon most Blues would. What would you like to see?
 
Our lass for you all weekend. The Lowry hotel suite, her in stockings, basque and boots. Sex toys, Nurse outfit. Lube and anal dildo (if thats your thing)..

A whole weekend of "no holes" barred fun for just 2 tickets.

She will do owt !






(I just need to clear it with her first... okay)
 

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