What would YOU do for a cup final ticket?

[jollycity]

Our lass for you all weekend. The Lowry hotel suite, her in stockings, basque and boots. Sex toys, Nurse outfit. Lube and anal dildo (if thats your thing)..

A whole weekend of "no holes" barred fun for just 2 tickets.

She will do owt !






(I just need to clear it with her first... okay)

Don't worry about that.. Rohypnol her cornflakes

 

[bennyblue]

Our lass for you all weekend. The Lowry hotel suite, her in stockings, basque and boots. Sex toys, Nurse outfit. Lube and anal dildo (if thats your thing)..

A whole weekend of "no holes" barred fun for just 2 tickets.

She will do owt !






(I just need to clear it with her first... okay)

Don't worry about that.. Rohypnol her cornflakes

Pics needed to consider ; )

 

[Steviesleftpeg]

I'd get a season ticket and go to more away games, cup games and europa league games. And remember to join the cup direct scheme.

Just say'n

 

[mammyjam]

I would attempt to cock drop chuck norris

and everyone knows that if it's her desire it's every mans patriotic duty to lick out the queen

think of it like a pork pie you have to scrape away the crust and the jelly before you get to the meat

 

[Proelious]

break my own legs.

 

[bluestevei]

ask

 

[Kevblue]

I'd eat chips from a lepers arse

 

[SilvaLining21]

I'd give the United Head groundsman a handstand blow job if he manages to get me 2 Tickets this week from the Wembley groundsman.

Haha, I know him (unfortunately) I'll have a word for you! ;)