What's everybody doing...????

If you go on youtube you can find david walliams reading books and myleene klass doing music lesson(she was a trained musician and pianoist lo ng before hearsey) both have been added to the curiculum for home schooling by the authorities

that wicks guy is doing the same with PE lessons

lots more out there to help parents out


I'll bet Walliams is pleased about that.
 
Feeding the birds this morning I noticed the the greenery around my hedgehog house seems to have a tunnel in it to the house. So I looked around for some hedgehog poo and found some on the lawn. Its looks like a hedgehog hibernate over winter in the house ! How long before I start seeing the frogs and lizards!?
 
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The other half just made me a beautifully smelling cheese Breville toastie for dinner and I bit down hard into it and molten hot lava beans sprayed out over my chest hair. I screamed in a high pitched wail, as you do with third degree burns and rinsed of immediately with cold water from our shower head. The beans were left over from breakfast time and so if you are making a loved one a special "let them know you care" snack during the corona crisis then please alert them if the contents hold a surprise. All she said was I burned myself horrifically because I am a fat gannet with little sense of decorum or eating etiquette. Fair comment !
 
Just had hour out with our dog Bluey Cockapoo,would have been better at our holiday home in Norfolk out of the way from everyone,but ruled are rules.
 
After running around the house and garden diy-ing it to death in the first few days of lockdown i've now reverted back to type.
Walked the dog and wife, done the shopping and now dossing about doing fuck all.
 
Thinking of ways to murder my Mrs & get away with it ....
Been watching way too much Columbo
 
Its bloody hard work isnt it. Mine are 3 and 9. The 9 year old is fine with a mix of school work, switch, playing out in the back garden etc and can crack on without much bother. However our 3 year old girl is just a pain in the ass. Its not even 11am and on meltdown number 4 and needs constant attention. When me and the wife are supposed to be working from home its a right juggling act. Could be much worse i know so im trying to keep positive and patient with them and enjoy us all being together. Playing board games, building dens, colouring, painting they absolutely love so just trying to ensure we do plenty with them.

3yr old & 3 month old here, the latter sleeps for big parts of the day which is fine. 3yr old not as easy! Bought a load of crafts to do amongst other things which has helped but christ I’m sure the days are getting longer as we go on...
 

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