What's something you'll never do again in your life?

Tuearts right boot said:
Put a piece of chicken on my nose and let a completely unknown Harris Hawk pick it of. Shit myself and still to this day dont know why I did it.
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My ex father in law had HH. Took my boys out with the gauntlet and the oldest boy, then ten panicked and pulled his arm in at the last moment so it landed on his head and stuck a tallon straight through his upper ear.
 
Eat fish or any form of seafood.

Live in the UK (once I have left next year).

Get married.

Have kids.

Take drugs.

Smoke (though not as sure about that one).
 
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KnaresboroughBlue said:
East fish or any form of seafood.

Live in the UK (once I have left next year).

Get married.

Have kids.

Take drugs.

Smoke (though not as sure about that one).
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East fish are the worse. Stick to the West and you will be ok,
 
Eat a pie standing up whilst wearing a white t-shirt. It’s taken two hot washes plus Fairy soaked in to the stain (try it!) to get rid. I’d not normally bother but it was new and expensive.

Watch a Liverpool match in a Merseyside pub. Unlike the Evertonians, none of them go and all behave like spoilt children too.

Have a night out in Liverpool. At weekends you can’t move for stags, hens, birthdays, football fans and, of course, Scousers. I don’t enjoy it.

Self diagnose a stomach upset / constipation when it was something far, far more serious. See the professionals, Mooners.
 
bluebc said:
Free bar by any chance ?
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No, but it all went on expenses.
Nearly ended up in a fight in Denmark. Had to present to an important client at 10am and yet was still in the bar at 5am.

It didn't go well.

I'll never ever do that again.
 
Uncle Wally One Ball said:
I'm clinging on with cricket. Took 2-14 off 5 overs on Wednesday. Should have been 3 but keeper dropped a regulation edge. Getting over it though, not! Weather fucked it up today but have a game tomorrow. Im fairly FOC and everything hurts all the flipping time
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48!!!!

Listen up kid..........there are plenty of years left in you yet. :)

I was back in the old country in May and managed to arrange a game in a league match for one of my old teams, just for old times sake.

I hadn't played for 27 years, but still ended up joint top scorer with five boundaries and (if you exclude the wides) most economical bowler with five overs for ten runs.

OK, in my younger days I could fairly whiz them down, but this was now off six paces, line and length. It's like riding a bike, it's still there. The plan was to have just the one over to say I did it, but it ended up being five.

I loved every minute of being out there, but my body certainly suffered the consequences and my hips were still sore even when I was back here. Arthritis in my back and hips.

I'm all but 65, still play in an over 35's football league on a Friday evening and although I'm totally crippled the next day, by the time Friday comes around again, I'm ready to go.

My advice is, unless you fall out of love with it, don't stop.
 
Slipper One said:
48!!!!

Listen up kid..........there are plenty of years left in you yet. :)

I was back in the old country in May and managed to arrange a game in a league match for one of my old teams, just for old times sake.

I hadn't played for 27 years, but still ended up joint top scorer with five boundaries and (if you exclude the wides) most economical bowler with five overs for ten runs.

OK, in my younger days I could fairly whiz them down, but this was now off six paces, line and length. It's like riding a bike, it's still there. The plan was to have just the one over to say I did it, but it ended up being five.

I loved every minute of being out there, but my body certainly suffered the consequences and my hips were still sore even when I was back here. Arthritis in my back and hips.

I'm all but 65, still play in an over 35's football league on a Friday evening and although I'm totally crippled the next day, by the time Friday comes around again, I'm ready to go.

My advice is, unless you fall out of love with it, don't stop.
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I'm 59 in a couple of months, still down hill ski at least fifty days a year, elk hunt for a couple of weeks in the mountains, hike and bike. Gotta use it while you can
 
Slipper One said:
48!!!!

Listen up kid..........there are plenty of years left in you yet. :)

I was back in the old country in May and managed to arrange a game in a league match for one of my old teams, just for old times sake.

I hadn't played for 27 years, but still ended up joint top scorer with five boundaries and (if you exclude the wides) most economical bowler with five overs for ten runs.

OK, in my younger days I could fairly whiz them down, but this was now off six paces, line and length. It's like riding a bike, it's still there. The plan was to have just the one over to say I did it, but it ended up being five.

I loved every minute of being out there, but my body certainly suffered the consequences and my hips were still sore even when I was back here. Arthritis in my back and hips.

I'm all but 65, still play in an over 35's football league on a Friday evening and although I'm totally crippled the next day, by the time Friday comes around again, I'm ready to go.

My advice is, unless you fall out of love with it, don't stop.
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I wont. Good on you mate
 
idahoblues said:
I'm 59 in a couple of months, still down hill ski at least fifty days a year, elk hunt for a couple of weeks in the mountains, hike and bike. Gotta use it while you can
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Action man eh ?
I'm 70, still watch movies, ohh and 10k steps a day whilst sneaking glances at bikini clad young women. Still wash the car as well.
 
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