Hell I take me two puny stories back, I have never been as pissed as some of you lot.
Thinking the same.
One of mine was in Paris 5 years ago. I was staying in a hostel with a friend and was already hammered by the time I got chatting to a group of people from Lancashire, and we discovered there was a club in the basement of the hostel. I got royally trashed. Last thing I remember was having a cig outside and seeing double - I always thought this was just something you saw in cartoons. Woke up locked in a disabled bathroom the next day, vomit everywhere, had a bruised chest and was bleeding from my head ¯\_(ツ)_/¯