mcfcliam
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Robbo. said:
I'd much rather you have a dig at me than my parents.
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Whats the most useless piece of technology ever invented ?
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I'd much rather you have a dig at me than my parents.
Kippax.
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mcfcliam said:Robbo. said:Mr and Mrs mcfcliam
I'd much rather you have a dig at me than my parents.
well they created you didnt they?
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Robbo. said:mcfcliam said:I'd much rather you have a dig at me than my parents.
well they created you didnt they?
i'm pretty sure what you are doing breaks the coc
looking for another ban eh?
Kippax.
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aphex said:Robbo. said:well they created you didnt they?
i'm pretty sure what you are doing breaks the coc
looking for another ban eh?
nope your wrong.
Shay Guevara
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Ipad
mcfcnorthstand
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electric pencil sharpener, for lazy sods.
It's cheaper to debounce a switch than to add another, the reason they have two is to differentiate locking and unlocking.BulgarianPride said:stonerblue said:digital photo frames.
Also, why do they put two buttons on a car remote control fob? One button would be a lot easier. If the car's locked, press button and it opens. If it's open press same button and it locks. Simple.
There is a reason why they use two buttons. It's because of the "bouncing" effect of all mechanical switches.
Bouncing is the tendency of any two metal contacts in an electronic device to generate multiple signals as the contacts close or open
So when you press ones, it it might register as being pressed and released and pressed again,and released, and so on. So if you have only one button to both unlock and lock, and it's not "debounced" you would get very frustrated when you try to go in your car. Instead of adding a debouncing circuit, two buttons are used to fix that problem. They still bounce, but they do nothing. Some remotes might only use one button if they debounce the switch, but its easier and cheaper to use two switches. Plus some people would get confused with only one button :)
I should add that the bouncing occurs in the millisecond range.
debouncing is any kind of hardware device or software that ensures that only a single signal will be acted upon for a single opening or closing of a contact.
Ipad has to be the winner, take a low power computer, remove half of it's functionality, make it as impractical as possible and treble it's price - there are some proper stupid cunts in the world.
Barcon
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aphex said:toastie machine's
after the initial euphoria of cheese and ham/cheese/ham and cheese/beans and cheese/beans and ham/cheese beans and ham/cheese and onion/onion and beans/ham and onion/onion cheese and ham/cheese onion beans and ham...
what next?
your left with a sense of woeful inadequacy as you throw it to the back of the cupboard, along with your brawn 'hand blender'.
I've got one of those things, used it once then put it away.
I just did cheese but now you've opened a whole new recipe book for me.
I'm getting it out now.
Most useless pile of shit? The clapper. Honestly, google it, it sucks. My sister gets me all these things as she is loopy. The slap chop, and the sham wow are pretty lame too
Stuart
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aphex said:toastie machine's
after the initial euphoria of cheese and ham/cheese/ham and cheese/beans and cheese/beans and ham/cheese beans and ham/cheese and onion/onion and beans/ham and onion/onion cheese and ham/cheese onion beans and ham...
what next?
Haha .
What about flaked tuna , diced chilli , diced spring onion , chopped coriander , sea salt and ground black pepper ?
Bill Walker
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Barcon said:aphex said:toastie machine's
after the initial euphoria of cheese and ham/cheese/ham and cheese/beans and cheese/beans and ham/cheese beans and ham/cheese and onion/onion and beans/ham and onion/onion cheese and ham/cheese onion beans and ham...
what next?
your left with a sense of woeful inadequacy as you throw it to the back of the cupboard, along with your brawn 'hand blender'.
I've got one of those things, used it once then put it away.
I just did cheese but now you've opened a whole new recipe book for me.
I'm getting it out now.
get some of those tortilla breads and make a wrap filling it with any kind of cooked meat, salsa sauce, a bit of grated cheese, salad of your choice and put it in the toastie for a couple of minutes..
absolutely fucking delicious.