Whats the most useless piece of technology ever invented ?

[malg]

Twitter.

 

[svennis pennis]

Can't believe we have gone 9 pages without someone mentoining the Amstrad E-m@iler phone.

They must of payed that kid millions to not look as though he wanted to slash his wrists in disappointment.

A phone which connected you to a premium rate dial-up facility to check your emails. Charged you for sending texts and even discontinued the ability to play spectrum games in later models.

Utter shyte!

 

[Anonymous]

toastie machine's

after the initial euphoria of cheese and ham/cheese/ham and cheese/beans and cheese/beans and ham/cheese beans and ham/cheese and onion/onion and beans/ham and onion/onion cheese and ham/cheese onion beans and ham...

what next?

your left with a sense of woeful inadequacy as you throw it to the back of the cupboard, along with your brawn 'hand blender'.

I've got one of those things, used it once then put it away.
I just did cheese but now you've opened a whole new recipe book for me.
I'm getting it out now.
Most useless pile of shit? The clapper. Honestly, google it, it sucks. My sister gets me all these things as she is loopy. The slap chop, and the sham wow are pretty lame too

well thanks to stu, i feel awfully uncultured now..