Whats the poshest Hotel you've stayed in

[Elbow beards]

Bellagio overlooking the fountain. Unbelievable. Could have got about 5 people in the shower alone.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I've stopped in some fairly posh hotels but most of them don't really have home comforts.

I used to work away most of the time and stayed in some really great B&B's. One in Kilmarnock had a decanter of single malt whisky and another decanter full of port in my room, i felt guilty supping any for the price per night i paid. Landlady couldn't do enough for me and my workmate. We came in one night absolutely soaked and she dried our clothes and made us a brew with biscuits. She also cooked a lovely Scottish breakfast, all for 40 quid a night!

Another great B&B we stayed at was in Malvern. Landlady put me in a posh room with a four poster bed and she'd always make us a brew with a homemade slice of cake when we finished work. She did a cracking English brekkie and also smoked haddock and scrambled eggs, also 40 quid a night.

Those are the kind of places i like over a posh hotel any night of the week.

 

[ob]

Anyone do better than sachas..Good memories

Stayed in there when we won league against west ham. Not a hotel but have stayed in Hillsborough Castle Northern Ireland quite a few times when working there.

 

[bennyboy]

Never ever stayed in a posh hotel.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Never ever stayed in a posh hotel.

I’ve stayed in posh hotels but I always managed to bring them down a notch or two!

 

[BimboBob]

I've stopped in some fairly posh hotels but most of them don't really have home comforts.

I used to work away most of the time and stayed in some really great B&B's. One in Kilmarnock had a decanter of single malt whisky and another decanter full of port in my room, i felt guilty supping any for the price per night i paid. Landlady couldn't do enough for me and my workmate. We came in one night absolutely soaked and she dried our clothes and made us a brew with biscuits. She also cooked a lovely Scottish breakfast, all for 40 quid a night!

Another great B&B we stayed at was in Malvern. Landlady put me in a posh room with a four poster bed and she'd always make us a brew with a homemade slice of cake when we finished work. She did a cracking English brekkie and also smoked haddock and scrambled eggs, also 40 quid a night.

Those are the kind of places i like over a posh hotel any night of the week.

A few of them don't even have tea and coffee making stuff in the room!

The Ritz I think did this to me.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

I've stopped in some fairly posh hotels but most of them don't really have home comforts.

I used to work away most of the time and stayed in some really great B&B's. One in Kilmarnock had a decanter of single malt whisky and another decanter full of port in my room, i felt guilty supping any for the price per night i paid. Landlady couldn't do enough for me and my workmate. We came in one night absolutely soaked and she dried our clothes and made us a brew with biscuits. She also cooked a lovely Scottish breakfast, all for 40 quid a night!

Another great B&B we stayed at was in Malvern. Landlady put me in a posh room with a four poster bed and she'd always make us a brew with a homemade slice of cake when we finished work. She did a cracking English brekkie and also smoked haddock and scrambled eggs, also 40 quid a night.

Those are the kind of places i like over a posh hotel any night of the week.

Definitely. Snobby hotels don’t do it for me at all.

 

[threespires]

Not the poshest but definitely the maddest was an 'art hotel' on Sicily where each room was a themed art piece. We were in low season so had the choice of a number of rooms we picked one that looked quite cool but subsequently found that what looked like a ships barrel in the centre of the room was actually the toilet. Conventional pair that we were we asked if we could have a room with a bathroom. Ended up in a mostly black room with a pumice wall whose theme was Sicily's volcanic ash, it was a bit mad but quite fun.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

A few of them don't even have tea and coffee making stuff in the room!

The Ritz I think did this to me.

Bet it wasn't cheap either.

Some of the big posh hotels are all fur coat and no knickers.

I remember a night with my ex at The 4* Malmaison, Dundee. I think i paid £120 , was ok but not worth it. Ex gf asked for a banana at breakfast as there wasn't any . - "Just a minute madam i think we have some". Waiter came back a few minutes later with an over ripe banana that was brown with a split skin! I took a photo and sent it to their HQ asking if they thought it was acceptable. They said it wasn't and gave me a full refund which i thought was acceptable. Won't be staying with them again because they charge too much for what you get.

 

[threespires]

When I worked in India I used to get to stay in the pretty luxurious hotels around New Delhi's diplomatic enclave. A bit offset by the slightly unnerving number of automatic weapon toting guards and military around the places.

The best thing about a posh Indian hotel was if you found yourself with a bad bug the bathrooms were as large and well appointed as asome normal hotel rooms so having to live in the bathroom for 3 days wasn't quite as bad as it would otherwise have been!