Whats the worst thing the missus has felt out with you for?

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Leaving the toilet seat up,cancelling her credit card,wearing her underwear and having a threesome with her sisters probably covers it.

She spent all my hard-earned cash on drugs,alcohol and sex.
And thats my job x.

What a woman!!!!! You should have maxed out the card not cancelled it! School Boy Error!

Indeed.
Whereas your card shall always be limitless,sweetness.
I take it you're still available for your cinematic debut?
Gstar is having a bath beforehand - thats how keen he is! x

 

[SambaBoys]

Indeed.
Whereas your card shall always be limitless,sweetness.
I take it you're still available for your cinematic debut?
Gstar is having a bath beforehand - thats how keen he is! x[/quote]

I have been getting ready all week ........ doing my Kegel exercises!
I wont let you down Sir!! lol

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

She spent all my hard-earned cash on drugs,alcohol and sex.
And thats my job x.

What a woman!!!!! You should have maxed out the card not cancelled it! School Boy Error!

Indeed.
Whereas your card shall always be limitless,sweetness.
I take it you're still available for your cinematic debut?
Gstar is having a bath beforehand - thats how keen he is! x

christ he is keen isnt he.

 

[Wheelsy]

"We don't spend anytime together anymore"

Well when you fuck off hooning around until all hours of the night without telling me where you are, leaving me sitting at home, what am I supposed to do?

Women are head-doers.

And there it is, game over. I must be fucking stupid or summat.

 

[der-bomber]

Nipping out for a Sunday paper via the local ,getting embroiled in a dinnertime sesh, then becoming entrenched for the afternoon ,then before l know it, l'm up for karaoke, before rolling in with a silly grin on my face later that evening ,with a takeway to smooth things over and trying to act like l'm sober, whilst giggling and dribbling like a fool....

Got to the stage where my cheery, 'just popping out for a paper, luv' was met with the reply ,'see you tonight, then'.....

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Indeed.
Whereas your card shall always be limitless,sweetness.
I take it you're still available for your cinematic debut?
Gstar is having a bath beforehand - thats how keen he is! x

I have been getting ready all week ........ doing my Kegel exercises!
I wont let you down Sir!! lol[/quote]

Ooh,you little pelvic squeeze-teaze,you!
Have you perfected the ping pong balls one yet?
I have incorporated that into the script. x

 

[Trigger]

Went to see City play Omonia in Cyprus last September, my missus thought I was going for two days we were there for 5 and came back with a cracking tan!

 

[PaulPowerShower]

My other half fell out with me for going to the Hamburg game and not his 30th Bday Meal!
We are no longer 2getha! Rag Twat! Humph!

Good grief....

A homosexual at the football.......

Well I never.....

Times they are a changing.....

 

[Joycee Banercheck]

^^^^^^^^^ What?

 

[MCFC-alan88]

My other half fell out with me for going to the Hamburg game and not his 30th Bday Meal!
We are no longer 2getha! Rag Twat! Humph!

Good grief....

A homosexual at the football.......

Well I never.....

Times they are a changing.....

That made me laugh, do you not think that the fairer sex like football?