Whats the worst thing the missus has felt out with you for?

oldhamblue said:
My Mrs. didn't speak to me for a day because she dreamt I was seeing someone else.

Could've been worse! You could have told her you had a really bad nightmare and she was the main character. ;-)
 
Every time theres extramarital shenanigans in Coronation Street or Emmerdale or any other fcukin' tv programme she turns to me and says "You'd never do anything like that, would you?" "Of course not" I always reply. You can then tell that the events of the stupid fictional televised crap are playing on her mind more and more until you are just waiting for her to pipe up again with "Are you sure you'd never do anything like that? You would tell me, wouldn't you, blah, blah blah" It does my head in and we end up having an almighty row which leads to other more serious real-life things being brought up.
 
bluereddish said:
Every time theres extramarital shenanigans in Coronation Street or Emmerdale or any other fcukin' tv programme she turns to me and says "You'd never do anything like that, would you?" "Of course not" I always reply. You can then tell that the events of the stupid fictional televised crap are playing on her mind more and more until you are just waiting for her to pipe up again with "Are you sure you'd never do anything like that? You would tell me, wouldn't you, blah, blah blah" It does my head in and we end up having an almighty row which leads to other more serious real-life things being brought up.

totally agree, 100 %
 
nijinsky's fetlocks said:
Leaving the toilet seat up,cancelling her credit card,wearing her underwear and having a threesome with her sisters probably covers it.


You Sound really fun mate !!
 

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