Whats the worst thing the missus has felt out with you for?

bluereddish said:
Every time theres extramarital shenanigans in Coronation Street or Emmerdale or any other fcukin' tv programme she turns to me and says "You'd never do anything like that, would you?" "Of course not" I always reply. You can then tell that the events of the stupid fictional televised crap are playing on her mind more and more until you are just waiting for her to pipe up again with "Are you sure you'd never do anything like that? You would tell me, wouldn't you, blah, blah blah" It does my head in and we end up having an almighty row which leads to other more serious real-life things being brought up.
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easy answer to that one mate......just turn that shit off
 
Sam Eto's work visa said:
Kenney_The_Blue said:
My missus (gf) fell out with me because i went out with my mates for a game of footy even when i couldnt have seen her, she was away with her parents.

Your storys please :)
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I had a conversation with my step brother regarding a similar situation in the pub the other day. We came to the conclusion they just want to know you are at home on the sofa for some reason, regardless. If any female posters could give us some insight for this I would be great full.
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Insight into what? Which Part? x
 
"We don't spend anytime together anymore"

Well when you fuck off hooning around until all hours of the night without telling me where you are, leaving me sitting at home, what am I supposed to do?

Women are head-doers.
 
An ex fell out with me for a few days when I pissed all over the front seats and dashboard of her car. I'd held it in for too long after a few pints so I tried pissing in a bottle, but there was only a little bottle of sprite in the footwell. I filled that up too quick and it did that thing where you put ypur finger against a running tap and it goes everywhere, including all over her. I laughed, she didn't.
 
Joycee Banercheck said:
An ex fell out with me for a few days when I pissed all over the front seats and dashboard of her car. I'd held it in for too long after a few pints so I tried pissing in a bottle, but there was only a little bottle of sprite in the footwell. I filled that up too quick and it did that thing where you put ypur finger against a running tap and it goes everywhere, including all over her. I laughed, she didn't.
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That's funny as, yet quite disturbing, I think she had grounds to be "pissed" :)
 
Stupidest thing?

I bought some zucchini's when she had 'told' me not to. I didnt listen apparently, I dont listen, etc, etc, etc for about 2 fooking hours.

(stopped listening after the first 10 mins or so... ;-)
 
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