Whats the worst thing the missus has felt out with you for?

[Citytillidie69]

Stupidest thing?

I bought some zucchini's when she had 'told' me not to. I didnt listen apparently, I dont listen, etc, etc, etc for about 2 fooking hours.

(stopped listening after the first 10 mins or so... ;-)

does she have a courgette allergy......why didnt she want you to buy them....."she had told me not to" LOL

 

[ussy]

Every time theres extramarital shenanigans in Coronation Street or Emmerdale or any other fcukin' tv programme she turns to me and says "You'd never do anything like that, would you?" "Of course not" I always reply. You can then tell that the events of the stupid fictional televised crap are playing on her mind more and more until you are just waiting for her to pipe up again with "Are you sure you'd never do anything like that? You would tell me, wouldn't you, blah, blah blah" It does my head in and we end up having an almighty row which leads to other more serious real-life things being brought up.

fuck me man thats exactly what i go through..... annoys the shit outta me

 

[smudgedj]

Guys you have nothing on this guy and his wife

http://www.mil-millington.com/

 

[bluereddish]

Guys you have nothing on this guy and his wife

http://www.mil-millington.com/

Wouldn't be too sure about that. So many things rang true.

 

[Esteban de la Sexface]

i hate getting moaned at for things that haven't even happened yet.

You won't pick me up Friday, I know you won't. You'll forget. You're useless. This is on Monday

 

[Sheikh Graabir Boubi]

my ex stormed off in a hissy fit because i wouldnt let her cook the tea with me
some just need to get a grip

 

[hairyblue]

I tried to donkey punch her but i knocked her out and when she woke up she kicked me out the house and reported me to the police for assault.

Bet you can't beat that!

 

[ShaunMCFC]

i hate getting moaned at for things that haven't even happened yet.

You won't pick me up Friday, I know you won't. You'll forget. You're useless. This is on Monday

LOL thats too funny

 

[Sheikh Graabir Boubi]

I tried to donkey punch her but i knocked her out and when she woke up she kicked me out the house and reported me to the police for assault.

Bet you can't beat that!

hahahaha now that is funny...but you are a twisted one

 

[Wheelsy]

I tried to donkey punch her but i knocked her out and when she woke up she kicked me out the house and reported me to the police for assault.

Bet you can't beat that!

Seriously?