Whats the worst thing the missus has felt out with you for?

[Ticket For Schalke]

this is no word of a lie, my mate who had been seeing this bird, finished him last week, her reason was "for having the same colour eyes as her ex"

 

[Esteban de la Sexface]

this is no word of a lie, my mate who had been seeing this lad, finished him last week, her reason was "for having the same colour eyes as her ex"

you think that's bad.. i got dumped by my first girlfriend cos she asked me to talk dirty to her in bed.. I told her there was a smell of shit off her.

sensitive sort

 

[Ticket For Schalke]

this is no word of a lie, my mate who had been seeing this lad, finished him last week, her reason was "for having the same colour eyes as her ex"

you think that's bad.. i got dumped by my first girlfriend cos she asked me to talk dirty to her in bed.. I told her there was a smell of shit off her.

sensitive sort

i can never even mention the word shit around a bird, does my head in lol.

 

[skybluenorth]

When I told her I was putting the bin out and did not return for 2 days.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Losing the monthly mortgage payment on a "dead-cert" dog at Belle Vue that is probably still running didn't go down terribly well.

 

[SambaBoys]

Losing the monthly mortgage payment on a "dead-cert" dog at Belle Vue that is probably still running didn't go down terribly well.

Was very disappointed not to see any input from you earlier in this thread! 

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Losing the monthly mortgage payment on a "dead-cert" dog at Belle Vue that is probably still running didn't go down terribly well.

Was very disappointed not to see any input from you earlier in this thread! 

Page 2 babes - though you will be suitably disgusted no doubt!

 

[SambaBoys]

Losing the monthly mortgage payment on a "dead-cert" dog at Belle Vue that is probably still running didn't go down terribly well.

Was very disappointed not to see any input from you earlier in this thread! 

Page 2 babes - though you will be suitably disgusted no doubt!

As Always Dear .....As Always x

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Losing the monthly mortgage payment on a "dead-cert" dog at Belle Vue that is probably still running didn't go down terribly well.

Was very disappointed not to see any input from you earlier in this thread! 

As Always Dear .....As Always x

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Oh i'm so glad we can remain lovers,Samba - despite you walking in on me and your boyfriend like that.
Its so refreshing to find such a forgiving,open-minded partner.