L L Lmg1002 Well-Known Member Joined 12 May 2009 Messages 597 20 Aug 2009 #1 Whats your best joke :)!?!
M M mcfc_die_hard Well-Known Member Joined 13 Mar 2009 Messages 5,252 Location Cutting Silva's fringe 20 Aug 2009 #2 Why are pirates called pirates ?? Because they ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH !
A A Adebayor's Hat Well-Known Member Joined 27 Jul 2009 Messages 564 20 Aug 2009 #3 why did Cpt. Hook die? Because he wipped his arse with the wrong hand
B B blueshortshorts Well-Known Member Joined 2 Jan 2008 Messages 1,757 Location Scotland 20 Aug 2009 #4 2 drums and a cymbol fall of a cliff... ..boom, boom, tish!
B B Blue4ever85 Well-Known Member Joined 7 Sep 2008 Messages 2,586 20 Aug 2009 #5 Horse walks into a bar... Barman says - "Hey mate, we have a spitit named after you..." Horse says - "What, Dave?" He he I still laugh about that one!
Horse walks into a bar... Barman says - "Hey mate, we have a spitit named after you..." Horse says - "What, Dave?" He he I still laugh about that one!
T T The Pink Panther Well-Known Member Joined 22 May 2005 Messages 16,213 20 Aug 2009 #6 An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a pub. The barman looks up and says..... "What's this, some kind of joke"
An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a pub. The barman looks up and says..... "What's this, some kind of joke"
B B buzzer1 Well-Known Member Joined 30 May 2009 Messages 9,447 Location Tibilisi 20 Aug 2009 #7 Whats got 3 teeth and 12 legs? The que at the methadone clinic.
D D DANNY O'B Well-Known Member Joined 29 Aug 2008 Messages 400 Location Davids' Platt 20 Aug 2009 #8 Whats pink, wrinkley and hangs out your under-crackers? . . . . . . . Your mum on the washing line.
K K Kippax. Well-Known Member Joined 18 Sep 2008 Messages 13,661 Location FOREVER REMEMBERED, NEVER FORGOTTEN. Sue Clark xxx 20 Aug 2009 #9 Knock Knock!! Who's There? DOCTOR!!
J J johnmc Well-Known Member Joined 20 Jun 2007 Messages 26,284 Location Manchester. Always will be. 20 Aug 2009 #10 Horse walks into a bar Barman says "why the long face" Horse says "because i have aids"