Whats your best Joke!?!?

[bornblueegg]

Whats rubert bears middle name








The

 

[Wrighty Wrexham]

David Moyes!

 

[buzzer1]

The rags are signing one of the De Boer twins.


Which one?
















RUPERT.

 

[mr t]

Now that India has made homosexuality legal the first lesbian couple have tied the knot in a civil ceremony.

Congratulations to Suckme Flaps and Makemeclit Singh!!!!!

 

[city diehard]

What do you call a dinosour with 3 eyes?
















Seymour

 

[pee dubyas crayons]

What's black and slides down Nelson's Column?


Winnie Mandela

 

[city diehard]

What do you call a dinosour with 1 eye


















doyouthinkhesaurus = do-you-he-saw-us

 

[MCFCboy11]

an englishman, irishman and a scottishman walk into a bar

barman-wat shall i call the pub

scottishman-the queens head

englishman-the queens arms

irishman-the queens legs

barman-great come tomorrow and u can ave a free drink
NEXT DAY
englishman-wat u doin ere

irishman-wait for the queens legs to open so i can ave a drink

 

[johnmc]

What do you call a man with one eye higher than the other - Isiah

 

[burning blue soul]

what do you call a man with a spade on his head



















wierdo!!!