Whats your best Joke!?!?

[jimharri]

A priest and a hindu were stood in a library when the priest said ''look I found an image of our lord in this butter I got from Tesco''

The hindu said ''I can't believe it's not buddha''














''Taxi!''

 

[bluemooncol]

luke skywalker knew what darth vader was getting him for christmas

he could feel his presence

 

[jimharri]

I'm not saying Liverpool's a shithole, but its the only city in Britain with a JD Sports with an evening wear section.

 

[brass neck]

bloke goes into the doctors saying I'm addicted to crosswords. Doctor says ill look into it for you but meanwhile, don't get too down!!!!!

 

[bluemooncol]

shit joke but my all time favourite

A doctor called in his next patient. This was an Chinese immigrant and he always had problems making him understand.

The man walked in and proudly put a model of Buzz Lightyear on the table.

"I'm sorry? What's this for?"

"You tell me bring specimen."

 

[oakiecokie]

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?













Steven Hawkings after a house fire.

fpmsl Reminds me somewhat of the Peter Kay "Phoenix Nights" episode,where hes coming down the stair lift and the fucking electrics cut out.
His mate comes in and finds hes been there all night and shat himself !!
Classic.